Mrs. Skagg's Husbands and Other Stories — John Shaqi
Mrs. Skagg's Husbands and Other StoriesHarte, Bret
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Mrs. Skagg's Husbands and Other Stories
Harte, Bret
American fiction -- 19th century; Short stories; Western stories
“Nothing,” said Bill, faintly; “have you got any whiskey handy?”
Islington brought a decanter, and, pouring out some spirits, handed the
glass to Bill. Bill drained it, and then said, “Who is Miss Masterman?”
“Mr. Masterman's daughter; that is, an adopted daughter, I believe.”
“Wot name?”
“I really don't know,” said Islington, pettishly, more vexed than he
cared to own at this questioning.
Yuba Bill rose and walked to the window, closed it, walked back again
to the door, glanced at Islington, hesitated, and then returned to his
chair.
“I didn't tell you I was married--did I?” he said suddenly, looking up
in Islington's face with an unsuccessful attempt at a reckless laugh.
“No,” said Islington, more pained at the manner than the words.
“Fact,” said Yuba Bill. “Three years ago it was, Tommy,--three years
ago!”
He looked so hard at Islington, that, feeling he was expected to say
something, he asked vaguely, “Who did you marry?”
“Thet's it!” said Yuba Bill; “I can't ezactly say; partikly, though, a
she devil! generally, the wife of half a dozen other men.”
Accustomed, apparently, to have his conjugal infelicities a theme of
mirth among men, and seeing no trace of amusement on Islington's grave
face, his dogged, reckless manner softened, and, drawing his chair
closer to Islington, he went on: “It all began outer this: we was coming
down Watson's grade one night pretty free, when the expressman turns to
me and sez, 'There's a row inside, and you'd better pull up!' I pulls
up, and out hops, first a woman, and then two or three chaps swearing
and cursin', and tryin' to drag some one arter them. Then it 'pear'd,
Tommy, thet it was this woman's drunken husband they was going to put
out for abusin' her, and strikin' her in the coach; and if it hadn't
been for me, my boy, they'd hev left that chap thar in the road. But I
fixes matters up by putting her alongside o' me on the box, and we drove
on. She was very white, Tommy,--for the matter o' that, she was always
one o' these very white women, that never got red in the face,--but she
never cried a whimper. Most wimin would have cried. It was queer, but
she never cried. I thought so at the time.
“She was very tall, with a lot o' light hair meandering down the back of
her head, as long as a deer-skin whip-lash, and about the color. She hed
eyes thet'd bore you through at fifty yards, and pooty hands and feet.
And when she kinder got out o' that stiff, narvous state she was in, and
warmed up a little, and got chipper, by G-d, sir, she was handsome,--she
was that!”
A little flushed and embarrassed at his own enthusiasm, he stopped, and
then said, carelessly, “They got off at Murphy's.”
“Well,” said Islington.
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