Inheritance and succession -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction; Villages -- Fiction
"Wal, Elder, it stands to reason," he said. "A man can be one thing, or
he can be two things; but when he starts out to be the hull string of
fish, he ends by not bein' nary one of 'em. It takes all of a thing to
make the hull of it; yes, sir. I don't mean that Father was that way;
Father was a smart man; and I've tried to make a shift to keep up with
the tail of the procession myself; but I tell ye there's ben times when
I've wished I didn't know how to handle a livin' thing except my
paint-brush. Come spring, I tell ye I lose weight, projeckin' round this
village. One wants his blinds painted right off day before yesterday,
and another'll get his everlastin' if his roof isn't mended before
sundown. It's 'Oh, Seth, when be you comin' to hang that bell-wire?' and
'Seth, where was you yesterday when you wasn't mendin' that gate-post?'
and--I dono! sometimes I get so worked up I think I'll do the way Father
did. Father never bothered with 'em. He just laid out his week to suit
himself. Two days he'd paint, and two days he'd odd-job, and two days
he'd fish. Further and moreover, whatever he was doin', he'd do it his
own way. Paintin' days, he'd use the paint he had till he used it up.
Didn't make no difference what folks said to him; he was just that deef
he only heard what he wanted to, and he didn't care. Gorry! I can see
him now, layin' on the blue paint on old Mis' Snow's door, and she
screechin' at him, 'Green! green, I tell ye! I want it green!' Old
Father, he never took no notice, and that door stayed blue till it wore
off. Yes, sir! that was the way to handle 'em; but I can't seem to fetch
it. Guess I was whittled out of a softer stick, kind o' popple stuff,
without no spunk to it. A woman tells me she must have a new spout to
her pump or she'll die, and I'm that kind of fool I think she will, and
leave all else to whittle out that pump-spout. Wal, it takes all kinds.
That was quite a meetin' last night, Elder."
"It was indeed," Mr. Bliss assented. "A notable meeting, Seth. As I have
just been writing to Doctor Strong, it was a great pleasure to find the
feeling so nearly unanimous in regard to carrying out the wishes of our
revered friend."
Seth grinned.
"Yes!" he said. "Me and Salem saw to that."
"Saw to it?" repeated Mr. Bliss.
"We went round and sized folks up, kind of; you know the way, Elder;
same as you do come parish-meetin' time. No offence! There don't
everybody know which way they're goin' to jump till you tell 'em. Most
of 'em was all right enough, and saw reason good, same as we did, for
doin' as Mis' Tree wished done; but there's some poor sticks in every
wood-pile; John Peavey's one of 'em. Gorry! I guess likely he'll be some
further down the ro'd before he gets _his_ shack painted, unless he doos
it himself. That'll be somethin' tangible for him, as Old Man Butters
said."
He paused, and a twinkle came into his eyes; but the minister did not
twinkle back.
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