Bene.
Fare you well, boy! you know my mind; I will leave you now to
your gossip-like humour: you break jests as braggarts do their
blades, which, God be thanked, hurt not.--My lord, for your many
courtesies I thank you: I must discontinue your company: your
brother, the bastard, is fled from Messina: you have, among you
killed a sweet and innocent lady: For my Lord Lack-beard there,
he and I shall meet; and till then peace be with him.
[Exit Benedick.]
D. Pedro.
He is in earnest.
Claud.
In most profound earnest; and I'll warrant you for the
love of Beatrice.
D. Pedro.
And hath challenged thee?
Claud.
Most sincerely.
D. Pedro.
What a pretty thing man is, when he goes in his doublet and
hose, and leaves off his wit!
Claud.
He is then a giant to an ape: but then is an ape a doctor to
such a man.
D. Pedro.
But, soft you, let me be; pluck up, my heart, and be sad!
Did he not say my brother was fled?
[Enter Dogberry, and Verges, and the Watch, with Conrade
and Borachio.]
Dogb.
Come, you, sir; if justice cannot tame you, she shall ne'er
weigh more reasons in her balance: nay, an you be a cursing
hypocrite once, you must be looked to.
D. Pedro.
How now? two of my brother's men bound! Borachio one!
Claud.
Hearken after their offence, my lord!
D. Pedro.
Officers, what offence have these men done?
Dogb.
Marry, sir, they have committed false report; moreover, they
have spoken untruths; secondarily, they are slanders; sixth and
lastly, they have belied a lady; thirdly, they have verified
unjust things; and to conclude, they are lying knaves.
D. Pedro.
First, I ask thee what they have done; thirdly, I ask thee
what's their offence; sixth and lastly, why they are committed;
and to conclude, what you lay to their charge?
Claud.
Rightly reasoned, and in his own division; and by my troth
there's one meaning well suited.
D. Pedro.
Who have you offended, masters, that you are thus bound to
your answer? this learned constable is too cunning to be
understood: What's your offence?
Bora.
Sweet Prince, let me go no farther to mine answer; do you
hear me, and let this count kill me. I have deceived even your
very eyes: what your wisdoms could not discover these shallow
fools have brought to light; who, in the night overheard me
confessing to this man, how Don John your brother insensed me to
slander the Lady Hero; how you were brought into the orchard, and
saw me court Margaret in Hero's garments; how you disgraced her,
when you should marry her: my villany they have upon record;
which I had rather seal with my death, than repeat over to my
shame: the lady is dead upon mine and my master's false
accusation: and briefly, I desire nothing but the reward of a
villain.
D. Pedro.
Runs not this speech like iron through your blood?
Claud.
I have drunk poison whiles he uttered it.
D. Pedro.
But did my brother set thee on to this?
Bora.
Yea, and paid me richly for the practice of it.
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