Hold you content. What, man! I know them, yea,
And what they weigh, even to the utmost scruple,
Scambling, outfacing, fashion-monging boys,
That lie and cog and flout, deprave and slander,
Go anticly, show outward hideousness,
And speak off half a dozen dang'rous words,
How they might hurt their enemies, if they durst;
And this is all.
Leon.
But, brother Anthony--
Ant.
Come, 'tis no matter.
Do not you meddle; let me deal in this.
Pedro.
Gentlemen both, we will not wake your patience.
My heart is sorry for your daughter's death;
But, on my honour, she was charg'd with nothing
But what was true, and very full of proof.
Leon.
My lord, my lord--
Pedro.
I will not hear you.
Leon.
No? Come, brother, away!--I will be heard.
Ant.
And shall, or some of us will smart for it.
[Exeunt ambo.]
[Enter Benedick.]
Pedro.
See, see! Here comes the man we went to seek.
Claud.
Now, signior, what news?
Bene.
Good day, my lord.
Pedro.
Welcome, signior. You are almost come to part almost a fray.
Claud.
We had lik'd to have had our two noses snapp'd off with two old
men without teeth.
Pedro.
Leonato and his brother. What think'st thou? Had we fought, I
doubt we should have been too young for them.
Bene.
In a false quarrel there is no true valour. I came to seek you
both.
Claud.
We have been up and down to seek thee; for we are high-proof
melancholy, and would fain have it beaten away. Wilt thou use thy
wit?
Bene.
It is in my scabbard. Shall I draw it?
Pedro.
Dost thou wear thy wit by thy side?
Claud.
Never any did so, though very many have been beside their wit. I
will bid thee draw, as we do the minstrel--draw to pleasure us.
Pedro.
As I am an honest man, he looks pale. Art thou sick or angry?
Claud.
What, courage, man! What though care kill'd a cat, thou hast
mettle enough in thee to kill care.
Bene.
Sir, I shall meet your wit in the career an you charge it against
me. I pray you choose another subject.
Claud.
Nay then, give him another staff; this last was broke cross.
Pedro.
By this light, he changes more and more. I think he be angry
indeed.
Claud.
If he be, he knows how to turn his girdle.
Bene.
Shall I speak a word in your ear?
Claud.
God bless me from a challenge!
Bene.
[aside to Claudio] You are a villain. I jest not; I will make it
good how you dare, with what you dare, and when you dare. Do me
right, or I will protest your cowardice. You have kill'd a sweet
lady, and her death shall fall heavy on you. Let me hear from
you.
Claud.
Well, I will meet you, so I may have good cheer.
Pedro.
What, a feast, a feast?
Claud.
I' faith, I thank him, he hath bid me to a calve's head and a
capon, the which if I do not carve most curiously, say my knife's
naught. Shall I not find a woodcock too?
Bene.
Sir, your wit ambles well; it goes easily.
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