Much Ado About SomethingLawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
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Much Ado About Something
Lawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Fairies -- Fiction
The fairy was tactfully careful to do nothing to lessen her Grace’s
self-respect. The prize must be won with all flags flying. A
discredited victim would mean no worthy--and possibly no
permanent--victory. So the best order of diplomacy was required. June
wove her spells, and brought magic to bear. These influences had some
effect from the beginning; but it was to be a very lethargic conversion.
For a time the Duchess gave no signs of submission.
The Duke was more malleable. June found it easy to influence him. He
became quite a champion of fairydom over the dinner-table; and, when the
men were left to their cigars, toasted Titania daily, in the good
old-fashioned manner, with an apt quotation from the classics.
Nor did his enthusiasm and efforts finish there. Twice before the
session ended he drove down to the House of Lords to move a resolution
which would lead England elfwards; but, alas! on both occasions the
warmth of the Gilded Chamber and the influence of ministerial
explanations sent him to sleep. He awoke each time to find the Woolsack
untenanted; the House adjourned; the opportunity gone.
The fairies took the will for the deed; and, after all, in those still
unregenerate days, it came to much the same thing.
It was Geoffrey from whom Elfland came to hope most. He was young,
capable of enthusiasm, and was already, though only in a shadowy way, on
the side of the fairies.
He had thoroughly awakened to facts, and begun to take life very
seriously. He went at his problems with a will. He immersed himself in
Political Economy and the study of social problems, and sat at the feet
of the Professors. He went for miles tramping through mean streets,
studying conditions and people. He marched along country roads and
noticed the empty and wasted fields, weed-choked streams, and infinite
other opportunities for national well-being lost.
Frequently Bim went with him. For his own rest and comfort the gnome
furnished Geoffrey’s Homburg hat with a fairy hammock and gossamer
sleeping-suit. His lordship became a walking bedroom, entertaining for
hours, just over his brainpan, a distant cousin of Puck.
Geoffrey became eager to do something, to create something, to make life
richer for his having lived. He thought of many possible occupations,
chiefly mechanical; he felt he ought in his circumstance to do something
quite contrary to his rule, something grimy and disagreeable. It
ended--after some loose-ends of effort--by his remaining satisfied to
prepare for Parliament. So he continued to absorb fustily-immortal
works on the sciences of wealth and government, and practised the
writing of pithy pamphlets and the delivery of orations--addressing "Mr.
Speaker" and mighty demonstrations in the solitude of his bedroom.
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