Much Ado About SomethingLawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
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Much Ado About Something
Lawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Fairies -- Fiction
In November the seat he was destined to, became vacant. The writ for an
election could not be issued till after Parliament had reassembled in
February; so, meanwhile, he must wait, and woo the suffrages of his
future constituents.
He went to Armingham Castle, canvassed and took tea with several and
sundry, kissed babies, opened bazaars, delivered a series of addresses
of a pleasant Buff colour. The fairies were not with him then; they
left that particular campaign alone. The burgesses he was to represent
liked him well enough. They regarded him as a nice, handsome, earnest
youth, whose speeches might well have contained more personalities and
fewer figures, but who was safe and his cheques generous. He would do,
was the burden of general opinion.
The fairies knew well that he would--when he was wanted.
Life drifted on, till signs of the approach of Christmas began to
appear. June saw, in the window of the public-house by Paradise Court,
a bill which advertised Peace, Goodwill, and a Goose-club. That set her
thinking. She put on her crown and considered.
She sent out a trumpeter and called a fairy-conference. Every elf came
from his pillar-box to sit on her roof and consult.
Three more recruits from Fairyland appeared at the assembly. The stars
heard the ring of their welcome.
A plan of campaign was decided upon. The elves became still busier.
They spent more time perched on human heads, stimulating good thoughts
during those Advent weeks, than ever before. Men and women began to
think of Christmas as Dickens did--but without the hot brandy.
The great occasion was approaching. The Clerk of the Weather took it
into his official head to send something seasonable. It became cold and
bracing; roofs, walls, and the roads--so long as the traffic would let
them--were elegantly robed with snow. Ordinarily that snap of cold
would have roused a wail and a grumble; but not this year--thanks to
June and Company. The seasonable weather was taken as a further excuse
for human kindness. The wail was not heard because the want, its cause,
was removed. As for the grumble, there was so much good-nature in the
improved world that to grumble was impossible, except for old soldiers
who had made a habit of it.
There was to be no hunger in England during that Christmastide; and for
the poor who tramp, none but actual marchers in the wooden-leg brigade
were to be without a pair of comfortable sound boots.
Such facts as these prove better than any mere words of pen with what
reality the purposes and ideals of the fairies had been accepted.
And--this to satisfy rigid economists and the mighty individualist--it
was all done by voluntary subscriptions. There!
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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