Much Ado About SomethingLawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
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Much Ado About Something
Lawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Fairies -- Fiction
Nevertheless, despite this general agreement of feeling, and
unprecedented flow of goodwill, a few exalted persons and their
imitators had managed to keep apart from it. They were but a few here
and there, but the fact of their silent opposition was painful. There
were blots on the jollity.
The Duke of Armingham was not one of them. His Grace, during that period
of preparation, seemed to return to youth. His energy was wonderful.
He became adept at hammering tacks, and probably nailed up more Goodwill
mottoes than anyone else of his years. It was he who devised the plan
of plastering dead walls with red and green cartoons, representing
prominent men and women of all parties, sects, and classes united in the
goodwill of Christmas.
His posters added considerably to the brightness and humour of the
streets. But the Duke went just a little too far; though, in the
Pepysian phrase, it did one’s heart good to see him scuttle round a
corner, after having pasted a picture to the front-door of a leading
militant suffragist.
He used to come home after the midnight hour, as trembling and wide-eyed
as the triumphant Brer Rabbit; his hands and clothing a-muck with
bill-stickery. No mischievous bad boy could have been more happily
guilty than he; and the way he put on his pince-nez to brazen it out
before the Duchess, would have been a picture for Keene.
Certainly the Duke was not of the ungracious elect; but, alas, just as
assuredly his Duchess was! Mrs. Barnett Q. Moss and her glistering
circle of human dross also remained significantly apart from the general
rejoicing and good-fellowship.
June determined to concentrate her attentions on the Duchess.
It was the week before Christmas. The fairy preened herself carefully,
for who would conquer must wear nice clothes. Bim placed the crown upon
her head and then clambered to the tip-top chimney-pot above Paradise
Court to watch her, as a flash of flower-light, journeying towards the
vanquishing of that opponent.
As June flew, she rejoiced at the sights beneath her. London was now
rich with areas of sweetness and light--the reward of her influence.
Old blemishes and ugliness were for ever removed; colour and beauty
reigned. It was a sight for tired fairy eyes. The great metropolis was
positively handsome.
One by one, fairies who felt they deserved a holiday flew up and
followed her, so that by the time she arrived at Armingham House a train
of twenty attended her. The more the merrier! They were a jovial
company.
The fairies settled on the steps by the great closed door. June opened
it. One touch of wand and it swung back obediently. The Armingham
butler, then coming down the inside stairs, gaped with amazement.
"My gracious!" he exclaimed. "Them fastenings are done for."
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