Much Ado About SomethingLawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
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Much Ado About Something
Lawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Fairies -- Fiction
Houses and streets were decorated as they should be. There were
archways of flags; but paper flowers were properly tabooed. No fairy
could tolerate that kind of drivel. Lamp-posts were wreathed with
holly; bunches of mistletoe hung at street-corners. Kissing became
popular again. Old maids, whose hearts had been starved for years and
years, grew gracious and watched for bearded policemen.
Every window and window-sill was decked with laurel and moss. Chinese
lanterns were hung over gates and under porches. Lighted lamps with
coloured shades shone through uncurtained windows, so that when night
fell every street and roadway became an illuminated avenue. Next-door
neighbours, who for years had taken obvious pains to be mutually
indifferent, exchanged greetings of good cheer, and admired each other’s
decorations.
June, who had felt some awe for the high-collar pride of little
Londoners, seeing this triumph of geniality, this evidence of the
lessening of two-penny vanity, sang joy-songs, and encouraged her
comrades. They followed her lead with whoo-whooping! What a time!
Then the newspapers and the pulpits began to speak. A great project was
evolved and set in being. There must be in every district--the press
panjandrums declared with elf-induced unanimity a Christmas supper,
after the good old jolly style. Funds were started to save any call
upon the rates. Gifts of edibles, drinkables, and current coin rolled
in.
Mayors and councillors, workers in churches, chapels, conventicles of
all sorts, and of no sort; political women and plodding housewives;
dukes’ sons, cooks’ sons, sons of belted earls with their sisters and
their cousins and their aunts; my Lady Bountiful and my lady who
scrubs--these with all and sundry came together in a spirit of splendid
camaraderie to consider ways and means of establishing the Christmas
joy-feasts.
Town-halls, village rooms, and other suitable places in all parts of
England, Scotland, Ireland, and Wales were made ready for the great
celebration. Mountains of food and rivers of delectable liquid were
prepared. Chefs, professional, amateur and very amateur, went to work
with a will. Localities bragged of their poultry and puddings. Small
boys walked about with glistening eyes; small girls, telling their
evening toll of fairy stories, got into the habit of ending their "happy
ever afterwards" with the assurance that not a year passed without the
wedded prince and princess having a Christmas supper with their people.
’Twas bliss to be alive. Scrooges a thousand-fold were converted
wholesale. The fairies, all were working during the entire twenty-four
hours of the day; and somehow--somehow they actually managed to squeeze
into that ordered period of time an additional twenty minutes. How it
was done they only know. Really, they are wonderful--those fairies!
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