Much Ado About SomethingLawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
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Much Ado About Something
Lawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Fairies -- Fiction
Girls of blasée eighteen became young for the first time since they left
the nursery; gilded youths resisted tendencies towards brainless talk
and inelegant posing; oldsters, whose dyed hair and waxed moustaches
whispered grey stories, forgot affectations and selfishness; ladies of
middle age declined to be wall-flowers longer. They asked idlers to
partner them in a natural feminine way. Hilarity was alive. The
card-room was abandoned. Fairies were helping lovers along the happy
pathway. The clock most musically clanged twelve in sympathy.
"My love," declared Barnett Q., panting, to his wife, "this is the best
we have ever had."
"The dear Duchess!" said she. There was little credit for the fairies
from her.
The dance and the party went on, and momentarily grew brighter with joy.
Supper-time came. The meal was to have been a series of snacks, fizz
and rushes as usual; but June ruled otherwise. She had learned that the
time men are more likely to be serious, and are certainly most easily
influenced, is meal-time; so she ordained that the whole company of
guests should go to the supper-room together, and although this
necessitated some give-and-take and a great deal of squeezing--borne by
young couples with a patience beyond their years--it was managed. Plates
and cutlery were soon a-clatter, and the hum of happy conversation
arose. Meanwhile, the elves distributed themselves amongst the company.
Their time had come.
June, with Bim marching behind her, went along the tables to make sure
that her helpers were in their places. Wine-glasses were touched with
magic. The champagne sparkled with extra enchantment.
June danced back to her place at the head of the chief table, and rapped
the knuckles of Mr. Moss. He rose, raised a glass, and proposed a loyal
toast. It was drunk with cordiality. The company, sipping their wine,
absorbed magic.
"Now," he said, as June put the compelling crown upon him, "I’m going to
ask you to drink another toast, what I will call the toast of the
evening, ’The Fairies’!"
The outburst of enthusiasm that followed reminded June of the banquet at
the Mansion House. New wine, enchanted, was poured into glasses
wand-touched. The liquor carried fresh inspiration to the human lips.
"The Fairies! The Fairies! Oberon! Titania!" the guests cried.
June and Company--all except wingless Bim, who perforce must stay
squatting on a bunch of purple grapes--flew above and about, pouring
charms on the mortals; singing a song whilst flying which the men-things
nearly heard.
The flying procession went gaily trailing thrice round the room; then
the fairies dropped back to their proper places. The shouting now must
wait a while. June gave Barnett Q. a peremptory command. He was
obedient as a marionette.
"May I make a speech?" he asked his guests.
"You must!" was the unanimous answer.
He struck the attitude of oratory, and successfully overcame his
lingering tendency to Yankee mannerisms.
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