Much Ado About SomethingLawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
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Much Ado About Something
Lawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Fairies -- Fiction
"Against useless speeches," he thundered, encouraged--the bedroom manner
was effective--"the fairies wage their war. They have commissioned me,
also, to declare their absolute disapproval of mere party politics."
There were murmurs of doubt here. The Irish party was even vociferous.
June waved the wand; the Speaker raised his hand; the sounds subsided
instantly. Never before had the Chair been so willingly obeyed.
"I know," said Geoffrey, "that the party system is a natural
development, that without it political life would lose much of its
vitality; but it has become a mockery, a nuisance, a mischief; it has
gone too far."
"Hear, hear!" said an arch obstructor, the brim of whose silk hat was
gay with five fairies.
A loud burst of laughter echoed his words. Saul was indeed among the
prophets. That arch obstructor was notorious for his tactics and skill
at the business. His moves were dictated solely by party means for
party purposes. They had caused more than one good movement, promising
the growth of national well-being, to be frustrated, injured or killed.
"I mean it!" he said emphatically, removing his hat to say so, and
thereby causing the five fairies to flutter, sparkling, for some moments
above him. Their radiance shone on his high bald brow. His fellow
members saw enough of the elf-brightness actually to think it the light
of his inspiration. They cheered a volley. Encouraged by this amazing
tribute, much of it from men who hitherto had not admired him, he vowed
secretly never, never, never again wantonly to hinder or harm a possible
good cause by obstructive tactics. Saul, better than a prophet now, had
become angelic.
"How many a Bill, supported by the most thoughtful members, in all parts
of this House, has been sacrificed to some supposed partisan advantage,"
Geoffrey continued. "The history of legislation, Mr. Speaker, is choked
with statesmanlike intentions, spoiled wantonly. That possibility must
not continue."
"Hear, hear!"
"It must not continue. The fairies have given the word. They must be
obeyed."
"Hear, hear! Hear, hear!"
"The party organizations, of course, must remain; general business still
must be conducted along party lines, for opposition is practically as
necessary as government; but the tendency to use party forces as an
insensate block must be checked. Hereby, Mr. Speaker, I respectfully
give notice that, while loyal to my party, the Buffs, I shall vote for a
good Bill promoted by the Blues whenever I think it is calculated
honestly to help the people. Buff or Blue, progress is much the same.
I stand for true progress. Will at least twenty members from every one
of the four parties in this House join with me, look with impartial
eyes, as I shall look, at any and all Bills presented to it, and make
efforts to pass them when their passage would be for the social good of
the nation?"
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