Much Ado About SomethingLawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
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Much Ado About Something
Lawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Fairies -- Fiction
Voices from every bench on the floor of the House, as well as from the
parallel galleries above, cried accord with the intention. Geoffrey had
his lead.
"Then that is settled. We--this new National Party--will be strong
enough to help any Government, Buff or Blue, to carry good measures; and
strong enough to force reasonable amendments in otherwise desirable
Bills. We shall hold the balance of power, and progress will be made
along a middle way. Mr. Speaker, I have done! I thank the House for its
great consideration and courtesy to a new member. I have been listened
to with a kindness which proves the patriotism of this historic House.
I am proud so soon to have been permitted to suggest remedies for the
congested condition of public business, and, thanks to the sympathy of
honourable members, to have been enabled to devise means whereby causes
inspired by the fairies will triumph."
He resumed his seat. Excited applause broke out. Members waved their
hats. Three, at least, stood on the benches, the better to cheer.
Geoffrey Season was a made Parliamentary man.
The House hushed to hear its Leader. Gracefully leaning on a Treasury
box, he smiled a smile of philosophic doubt. Seeing this, June waved
command to a bevy of elf-princes, who forthwith transferred the crown
from Geoffrey’s head to his. At once the smile broadened, its doubt
diminished, its philosophy increased.
"The House," said he, "has listened to the noble lord with considerable
interest and admiration; and rightly so. He is, it is true, a child in
these things; but out of unsophisticated mouths the best wisdom
sometimes comes. I am a House of Commons man myself, and any proposal
calculated to diminish, or actually to injure, the machinery of this
Chamber would be hotly resisted by me; but because a system has lasted a
great many years--as the party system has done--is that any reason for
its undisturbed continuance? My question must be answered in the
negative. I say No; and join with the noble lord in inviting honourable
members to look at all Bills with impartial eyes. The Government will
do its best to meet the views of the new National Party. I am inclined
to wish I could become a member of that party myself. I congratulate
the noble lord on being its leader. If it were not for the Labour
members--a most useful body--I should say that the old Fourth Party
lived again." He paused. He sighed, "Ah me!" and then reclined again.
The House at once voted the Address. Members hurried to remove from the
notice paper futile resolutions and blocking motions. A score of bills,
prudently progressive, were at once formally introduced. Parties vied
with each other in making constructive suggestions. Parliament was full
of the spirit which made the Psalmist’s mountains skip like rams. It
went to work with a will.
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