Much Ado About SomethingLawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
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Much Ado About Something
Lawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Fairies -- Fiction
The man he addressed was a Personage, the Past-Master of a City
Company--which had no longer a Hall, and was blessed with a dwindling
income of seventy pounds per annum.
"The fairies," he began, with a tremendous air of authority--"tales, you
know--ah!--the fairies--."
Bim, who happened to be wandering along his part of the table, hearing
this hesitancy on the most real and important subject under the sun and
moon, raised the wand and gave him a punishing rap on the knuckles. At
once the Past-Master was an informed authority. He talked like a school
child who knows his lesson too well, hurriedly, glibly.
"The fairies are the mimic rulers of the world. Where beauty is, where
purity is, where love is, there is Fairyland. Oberon is the king,
Titania queen. The little people are the only living realities.
We--you--I, these others--are shadows, only shadows!" He paused. "May
I trouble you to pass that candle?" he asked, and lighted a new cigar.
Oldstein was impressed. He wrote his resolutions--there were
necessarily many, as his past social defects had been numerous--with
firmness and slow care, in a good commercial hand. While he did so, the
music was playing, and there were brief, ecstatic, uninspired speeches,
built on the lines of the Lord Mayor’s. June waited for higher game.
At last the Toast-master’s voice rang out for the last of their orators.
"My lords and gentlemen! Pray silence for the Venerable Archdeacon
Pryde!"
The ecclesiastic slipped a final voice lozenge between his lips and
calmly absorbed it, while the applause which welcomed his rising went
on. The hand-clapping and table-rapping coming unexpectedly and abruptly
to an end, he swallowed the last of the lozenge with a gulp.
"My lords and gentlemen, the toast which it is my privilege to propose
is in an especial manner also the toast of the evening. I am going to
ask you to drink with me the health of our host, the Right Honourable
the Lord Mayor!"
During these words Bim had been clambering up the Archdeacon’s right-arm
coat-sleeve. It was a fine piece of mountaineering. He arrived safely
at the summit, and squatted cross-legged on the speaker’s right
shoulder, proud and pleased, intending to lead the cheering with waves
of the wand. June decided once more to be an influence at the board, so
she fluttered up to the archidiaconal head, and reverently topped its
raven tresses with the crown; then she reclined on the gentle slope of
his left shoulder. Again the effect of the crown was instantaneous.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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