Much Ado About SomethingLawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
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Much Ado About Something
Lawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Fairies -- Fiction
Bim was quite frantic at this bold announcement. To have a real
Archdeacon pronouncing benediction on Fairyland was beyond expression
delightful. No suburban aristocrat paragraphed in a London paper could
have rejoiced more fully. He lost himself in ecstasy, and compelled that
audience to cheer for three solid minutes, till they were hoarse and
began to feel foolish. The Archdeacon took advantage of the well-spread
enthusiasm to eat another voice lozenge.
"The fairies will be with us in our enterprise; the angels also. Both
these spiritual forces are on our side. Dear me! dear me! How
wonderful it seems! Now to facts! Naturally from my office I am most
concerned with the materialism about us, a materialism which finds
expression in the hateful cocksure ugliness abounding in this London of
ours, as well as in the devil-may-care thriftlessness, the drunkenness
and vice, the mean excitements of gambling in its many forms, the
squalor, the poverty, the want, which make wide areas of this unequalled
Metropolis a Devil’s City. Everyone here knows, as well as I do, the
shame of it all; and the greater shame which hangs over us, the
practical men, for the existence, persistence, continuance of this state
of things. It is iniquitous, intolerable; yet it goes on. How much
longer shall it continue? For years, or for weeks, or for days? That
rests with us. All here, following the Lord Mayor’s example, have
written down resolutions, which, if they are kept, will modify this evil
everywhere, and end it in parts. The more thoroughly we live up to our
intentions, and redeem our voluntary pledges, the sooner the end of
these iniquities will come. For mark this, gentlemen. The greed or the
carelessness--more the latter than the former--of individuals has
wrought the havoc. The unselfishness and scrupulous care of individuals
alone can undo it. It is no good crying for Government to do the work."
"Hear, hear!"
"The Ministerial machine is a lumbering instrument. It takes the breath
of gods to inspire it, to get it to move along the right way, and then
is apt to break down suddenly and finally, in an amazingly human manner.
The State is a sleepy inconsequent monster, which when it acts is apt to
do so like a thunderstorm, with violence and but casual good results.
It is individuals--you, I, the man in the street--who can do things, if
we will: and now we must do them. We are pledged to it. Our words have
been taken down by the Mercuries of the Press to be--within an hour or
so--flashed to all parts of England, eventually to reach the farthest
limits of the earth. We are bound, in honour, to keep our words!"
After that mouthful of eloquence the Archdeacon was compelled again to
pause. But the audience, their due excitement heated and quickened by
Bim’s insistence, cried incessantly, "Go on! Go on!" while June, far
away from this effort of prose statesmanship, was dreaming of Faerie.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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