Much Ado About SomethingLawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
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Much Ado About Something
Lawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Fairies -- Fiction
The sober weeklies followed with such assumption of authority that they
seemed to think they were leading. They had no hesitancy. The
monthlies and quarterlies also, in due time, continued the chorus. It
took about four months to bring this trend of influence to perfection,
but then the cause went on like a tidal wave.
Oberon and Titania, strangely unconscious of the new-won rage for fairy
goodness, became social factors; they left the select preserve of the
Folklorists to become magazine favourites, the darlings of Fashion, high
and low.
But this is very like anticipation, that bugbear of the sober historian,
so we return to the present, as it was.
Emmanuel Oldstein found the keeping of his ideals a hard business. His
midnight enthusiasm had strangely waned by the time of the milkman’s
chant.
The breakfast-table on the morrow morn was very like a battlefield;
there were storms in five tea-cups. His family opposed his good
intentions with earnestness, broken English, and some quotation of the
Pentateuch, and thereby through the rule of contrariness, kept him to
his purpose. Their obstinacy strengthened his. He stuck gamely to his
guns, and began his course at once by doubling Ernie Jenkins’ wages,
enabling that young patriot to enlarge his indulgence in bitter beer, to
wear three clean collars a week, and to promise Emily--with a few
safeguarding "ifs"--that some day she might be "Mrs. J."
Emmanuel’s family yielded to his wishes when he bought them over. He
gave Mrs. Oldstein a purple silk dress trimmed with jet, a big bangle,
and a gold watch so small that its works could never move. Max, who
presumed to strange heights of impudent sarcasm on the subject of "the
guvnor’s flum," was given a minor partnership in the emporium, provided
he was not merely just, but generous, in all his dealings.
He quickly agreed, and became a pompous person, forgetful of old
associates.
Keeping the resolutions was certainly a hard and bitter business to the
old man; but it did him good. He never lost sight of the promise of tea
with the Archdeacon.
The hardest effort came when those pious folk next door took the bait,
and approached Jabez Gordon of Jermyn Street for a loan--"to extend
their efforts for the Cause."
Emmanuel unwisely informed Hannah of the fact. Her eyes blazed with
angry happiness. At last! At last!
"Now squelch ’em, Pa!" she pleaded, in her commanding manner.
"Thertainly, my dear!" he said evasively; and hurriedly put on his hat
to commune with himself in a walk round the squares. Here was a pass!
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