Much Ado About SomethingLawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
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Much Ado About Something
Lawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Fairies -- Fiction
The heir of the Buskins was less beautiful than good. His nose was the
index to his mind. It pointed heavenwards. His thoughts were built of
texts and depression. He had a saddened soul, but was never bankrupt of
pious hope. He yearned that sinners should walk with him on the pearly
pathways, and knew the naughty when he met them. So, in any case, it
was not to be expected he should notice Oldstein, who in every respect
offended and roused his religious antipathies. Lemuel was one of those
whose thoughts reach the heights of the chimney-pots; they soar, yet are
smothered with smuts.
Emmanuel noticed him. The Jew’s keen eyes with a glance read the story
told by the other’s clothes. Lemuel was in blacks--his Sunday best. The
coat had a tail; the hat was silken. He carried brown gloves and his
mother’s umbrella nicely rolled. His little sleek yellow moustache had
upward twists; the whiskerettes which roused Hannah’s ire and contempt
were carefully trimmed. He wore a tartan necktie--to gratify that
Scotsman, Jabez Gordon.
Oldstein grunted--there was joy in his nose--as they climbed into an
omnibus together. The merchant took out his notebook and soon was
controlling figures, while Lemuel stared at the advertisements or table
of fares, stroked the careful crease in his trousers, and nervously
fingered the points of his collar.
The omnibus stopped at Piccadilly Circus; they alighted. Lemuel had to
ask the way to Jermyn Street; Oldstein knew it, and was soon in his
office eagerly attacking a pile of letters. Five minutes later his one
clerk--a magnificent creature whose greatest asset was a capacity for
being stylish on very little--brought in Buskin’s name.
"He must wait," said the master gruffly, "while I dictate letters.
Hurry!"
He solemnly put the pile of mission notices on the desk before him, and
closely attended to his correspondence.
Lemuel was waiting with the pitiful patience of a deserted lamb. His
little heart was excitedly fluttering. He felt strangely fearful. He
was not used to business. He would have given sixpence to have seen
himself in a looking-glass, to be sure his hair was tidy, his tie
straight. He eyed the dingy furniture of the stuffy room, and felt his
courage going. He had expected to see more adornment than this; but he
had read that the truly wealthy make the least display.
He fixed his gaze steadily on the door through which the clerk had gone,
regarding it with mingled dread and longing. "Lasciate ogni speranza,
voi ch’ entrate" might well have been written above it.
Twenty minutes passed--Father Time, to spite his impatience, grossly
enlarged every one of the twelve hundred seconds--before the splendid
clerk reopened the door, ostentatiously closed an untidy shorthand book,
and said: "Will ye go in?"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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