Much Ado About SomethingLawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
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Much Ado About Something
Lawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Fairies -- Fiction
Lemuel hesitated, but obeyed. He hated and feared this old man of
anger, whose voice had become powerful with passion. Somehow the
armoury of texts seemed insufficient.
"I athked you jutht now if you believed in the fairieth, and you thaid
’No.’ Well, I do believe in ’em, and it ith well for you I do. I meant
to punish you for worryin’ us with them billth. I meant to crush you,
to end you. There’th nothin’ tho easy in bithness life ath for a
finanthier to crush a poor man, if ’e likes. I meant to crush you and
your people because of your cruelty to uth. I’d ’ave lent you moneys at
such a rate of interest, on such artful terms, that you couldn’t ’ave
paid it back; and I’d ’ave bought you up and broke you, body and soul.
But the other night I wath dinin’ at the Mansion ’Ouse with the Right
Honourable the Lord Mayor and my friend the Venerable Reverend
Archdeacon Pryde, who’s athked me to tea with him. You read what
appeared in the papers, ’aven’t you? Everyone there made resolutions,
and, like the others, I made promises, which I’m goin’ to keep. Lucky
for you, Mr. Buthkin, that I did. Now I’ll begin by makin’ you a
prethent. I give you back them billth. Here they are. What common
paper you do use for ’em! I could put you in the way of buying much
better quality at the price you pay, I bet! Burn ’em! Take ’em ’ome
and burn ’em! And now, if you like, we’ll talk bithness. Mithter
Buthkin, I was glad you wrote to me. Ha, ha!" His laugh was not
musical. "You must ’ave been agreeably surprithed when you found Jabez
Gordon was me! ’Annah would laugh, too, if I were to tell ’er ’ow you
looked. But bithness now!"
Lemuel, who had just been feeling limp, made an effort to rouse himself.
The genial note in Oldstein’s voice was to him as balm in Gilead.
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