Much Ado About SomethingLawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
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Much Ado About Something
Lawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Fairies -- Fiction
The primrose lived for a week, and held a sort of continuous reception.
Bim was as proud as a peacock about it. He got stiff-neck staring over
the parapet, straining to hear the compliments and praise. Everybody in
the Court paid it a daily visit and undue tributes. The children could
hardly be induced to keep their hands from it. Their fingers itched to
pluck; but Poll Skinner was a power to be feared. She kept sober in
order to be the better sentinel.
Mike suddenly shifted the interest of Paradise Court to his abode by
bringing home three flowerpots containing hyacinths--how he obtained
them had better not be asked. As at the same time the primrose happened
to fade, and its plant had no promise of buds, Poll felt chagrin. The
balance of her world was shifted. Mike held the hub of the hemisphere.
She drank herself silly with gin, and beat her children frightfully; but
the return of sober sanity brought new ideas. Poll rose to the
occasion. She sent her "old man" to a distant churchyard to steal some
good new mould; and then bought--actually bought--from the publican’s
wife, a rose-plant warranted to flower.
Poll bore it home triumphantly, while Paradise Court smiled.
Mike’s hyacinths--in comparison with Poll’s aristocratic plant--had now
to take a second place, very far-behind, in the public interest. And it
was no good making reprisals. Neither his wits nor his wealth would
enable him to do better than Poll. Moreover, the fashion of flowers was
spreading. Three other residents in the colony had put up rough
window-boxes, with green things in them; and the children, keen to
follow their elders, found tins, jam-pots, pickle-jars, and planted
within them anything they could get; grass, if nothing of the flower
kind was available.
Bim felt a third of an inch taller; he trod with an airier tread, now
that his influence over Paradise Court had become so manifest. He
laboured with Salvationist ardour to help the people; supplementing and
moderating their energies, and encouraged the flowers to live. For
hours he would sit in blest invisibility by one or other of the plants,
enjoying the admiring remarks addressed to them, sharing the general
satisfaction.
Families came to talk of weedy green things as if they were spreading
chestnut-trees; while those members of the community who, having gone
"hopping," had actual experience of wild life and woodland facts were
regarded as travellers and oracles. Living up to their opportunities,
they told vegetable counterparts of certain fish stories. Bim’s blessed
interference certainly caused some white stealth and a multitude of
tarradiddles.
Nor was the indirect influence of the gnome yet at an end.
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