Conway, Hugh, 1847-1885. Dark days -- Parodies, imitations, etc.
Produced by David Widger
MUCH DARKER DAYS
by Andrew Lang
[AKA A. Huge Longway]
1884
PREFACE
A belief that modern Christmas fiction is too cheerful in tone, too
artistic in construction, and too original in motive, has inspired the
author of this tale of middle-class life. He trusts that he has escaped,
at least, the errors he deplores, and has set an example of a more
seasonable and sensational style of narrative.
Contents:
CHAPTER I.—The Curse (Registered).
CHAPTER II.—A Villain’s By-Blow.
CHAPTER III.—Mes Gages! Mes Gages!
CHAPTER IV.—As A Hatter!
CHAPTER V.—The White Groom.
CHAPTER VI.—Hard As Nails.
CHAPTER VII.—Rescue And Retire!
CHAPTER VIII.—Local Colour.
CHAPTER IX.—Saved! Saved!
CHAPTER X.—Not Too Mad, But Just Mad Enough.
CHAPTER XI.—A Terrible Temptation.
CHAPTER XII.—Judge Juggins.
CHAPTER XIII.—Cleared Up. (From The ‘Green Park Gazette.’)
MUCH DARKER DAYS.
CHAPTER I.--The Curse (Registered).
WHEN this story of my life, or of such parts of it as are not deemed
wholly unfit for publication, is read (and, no doubt, a public which
devoured ‘Scrawled Black’ will stand almost anything), it will be found
that I have sometimes acted without prim cautiousness--that I have, in
fact, wallowed in crime. Stillicide and Mayhem I (rare old crimes!) are
child’s play to _me_, who have been an ‘accessory after the fact!’ In
excuse, I can but plead two things-the excellence of the opportunity to
do so, and the weakness of the resistance which my victim offered.
If you cannot allow for these, throw the book out of the
railway-carriage window! You have paid your money, and to the verdict
of your pale morality or absurd sense of art in fiction I am therefore
absolutely indifferent. You are too angelic for me; I am too fiendish
for you. Let us agree to differ. I say nothing about my boyhood.
Twenty-five years ago a poor boy-but no matter. _I_ was that boy! I
hurry on to the soaring period of manhood, ‘when the strength, the
nerve, the intellect is or should be at its height,’ or _are_ or should
be at _their_ height, if you _must_ have grammar in a Christmas Annual.
_My_ nerve was at its height: I was thirty.
Yet, what was I then? A miserable moonstruck mortal, duly entitled to
write M.D. (of Tarrytown College, Alaska) after my name--for the title
of Doctor is useful in the profession--but with no other source of
enjoyment or emotional recreation in a cold, casual world. Often and
often have I written M.D. after my name, till the glowing pleasure
palled, and I have sunk back asking, ‘Has life, then, no more than this
to offer?’
Bear with me if I write like this for ever so many pages; bear with me,
it is such easy writing, and only thus can I hope to make you understand
my subsequent and slightly peculiar conduct.
How rare was hers, the loveliness of the woman I lost--of her whose loss
brought me down to the condition I attempt to depict!
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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