Conway, Hugh, 1847-1885. Dark days -- Parodies, imitations, etc.
I had especially dilated on the charms of the scenery and the salubrity
of the climate in _countries where there was no extradition treaty with
England_.
Even if there was nothing in these circumstances to arouse the watchful
jealousy of a mother, it must be remembered that, as a _chaperon_, she
did seem to come a little late in the day.
‘As you have lived together so long without me,’ some parents would have
observed, ‘you can do without me altogether.’
None of these trivial objections occurred to my mother.
She was good-nature itself.
Just returned from a professional tour on the Continent (she was, I
should have said, in the profession herself, and admirably filled the
_exigeant_ part of Stout Lady in a highly respectable exhibition),
my mother at once began to pack up her properties and make ready to
accompany us.
Never was there a more good-humoured _chaperon_. If one of us entered
the room where she was sitting with the other, she would humorously give
me a push, and observing ‘Two is company, young people, three is
none,’ would toddle off with all the alacrity that her figure and age
permitted.
I learned from inquiries addressed to the _Family Herald_
(correspondence column) that the Soudan was then, even as it is now, the
land safest against English law. Spain, in this respect, was reckoned a
bad second.
The very next day I again broached the subject of foreign travel to my
mother. It was already obvious that the frost would not last for ever.
Once the snow melted, once the crushed mass that had been a baronet was
discovered, circumstantial evidence would point to Philippa. True, there
was no one save myself who could positively _swear_ that Philippa
had killed Sir Runan. Again, though I could positively swear it,
my knowledge was only an inference of my own. Philippa herself had
completely forgotten the circumstance. But the suspicions of the Bearded
Woman and of the White Groom were sure to be aroused, and the Soudan I
resolved to seek without an hour’s delay.
I reckoned without my hostess.
My mother at first demurred.
‘You certainly don’t look well, Basil. But why the Soudan?’
‘A whim, a sick man’s fancy. Perhaps because it is not so very remote
from Old Calabar, the country of Philippa’s own father. Mother, tell me,
how do you like her?’
‘She is the woman you love, and however shady her antecedents, however
peculiar her style of conversation, she is, she must be, blameless.
To say more, after so short an acquaintance, might savour of haste and
exaggeration.’
A woman’s logic!
‘Then you _will_ come to the Soudan with us to-morrow?’
‘No, my child, further south than Spain I will _not_ go, not this
journey!’
Here Philippa entered.
‘Well, what’s the next news, old man?’ she said.
‘To Spain, to-morrow!’
‘Rain, rain, Go to Spain,
Be sure you don’t come back again.’
sang sweet Philippa, in childish high spirits.
I had rarely seen her thus!
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