Evelyn, Mary, 1665-1685. Mundus muliebris; Masculinity -- Poetry; Men -- Poetry; Sex role -- Poetry
Be as well allow'd as _Bien gaunte_;
_Cloaths_ is a paltry Word _Ma foy_;
But Grandeur in the French _Arroy_.
_Trimming_'s damn'd English, but _le Grass_
Is that which must for Modish pass.
To call a Shoe a Shoe, is base,
Let the genteel _Picards_ take Place.
Hang _Perriwig_, 'tis only fit
For Barbers Tongues that ne'er spoke Wit;
But if you'd be i'th' Fashion, choose
The far politer Term, _Chedreux_
What Clown is he that proudly moves,
With on his hands what we call Gloves?
No Friend, for more refin'd converse
Will tell ye they are _Orangers_.
So strangely does _Parisian_ Air
Change English Youth, that half a year
Makes 'em forget all Native Custome,
To bring French Modes, and _Gallic_ Lust home;
Nothing will these Apostates please,
But _Gallic_ Health, and French Disease.
In French their Quarrels, and their Fears,
Their Joys they publish, and their Cares;
In French they quarrel, and in French
_Mon coeur,_ they cry, to paltry Wench.
Why then should these Extravagants
Make such Rhime-doggeril Complaints
Against the Ladies Dressing-Rooms,
And closets stor'd with rich Perfumes?
There's nothing there but what becomes
The Plenty of a fair Estate:
Tho' Chimney Furniture of Plate,
Tho' Mortlake Tapestry, Damask-Bed;
Or Velvet all Embroidered;
Tho' they affect a handsome store,
Of part for State, of usefull more;
They're Glories not to be deny'd
To Women, stopping there their Pride;
For such a Pride has nothing ill,
But only makes them more genteel.
Should Nature these fine Toys produce,
And Women be debarr'd the use?
These are no Masculine Delights;
Studies of Books for Men are sights;
A Stable with good Horses stor'd,
And Payment punctual to their Word:
Proportion these things to my Wishes,
Let Women take the Porcelan Dishes;
The Toylet Plates gilt and embost,
With all the rest of little cost;
Such small Diffusion feeds the Poor,
While Misers hoard up all their store.
Our Satyr then was one of those
Who ne'er had Wealth at his dispose;
Or being sped to live in Plenty,
Posted to find his Coffers empty;
Addicted all to sport and Gaming,
And that same Vice not worth the naming;
Till deeply dipp'd in Us'rers Books,
And over-rid by Cheats and Rooks,
The _Mint_ becomes his Sanctuary,
Where not of his past Errors weary,
But aged grown, and impotent,
Alike in Purse and Codpiece spent,
He _Cynic_ turns, in _Kings-Bench_ Tub,
And vents the Froth of Brewers Bub:
Where we will leave him melancholly,
Bewailing Poverty, and Folly.
A Short _Supplement_ to the _Fop-Dictionary_,
so far as concerns the present Matter.
_Adieu donce me Cheres._
Farewell my dear Friends.
_Arroy._
A Suit of Cloaths.
_To adjust a Man's self._
That is, to dress himself.
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