My friend the murderer, and other mysteries and adventuresDoyle, Arthur Conan
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My friend the murderer, and other mysteries and adventures
Doyle, Arthur Conan
Detective and mystery stories, English
I don’t rightly remember what happened just at that moment. The
furniture and me seemed to get kind of mixed, and there was cursing,
and smashing, and someone shouting for his gold, and a general stamp
round. When I got steadied a bit, I found somebody’s hand in my mouth.
From what I gathered afterward, I conclude that it belonged to that
same little man with the vicious way of talking. He got some of it out
again, but that was because the others were choking me. A poor chap can
get no fair play in this world when once he is down--still I think he
will remember me till the day of his death--longer, I hope.
They dragged me out on to the poop and held a damned court-martial--on
_me_, mind you; _me_, that had thrown over my pals in order to serve
them. What were they to do with me? Some said this, some said that; but
it ended by the captain deciding to send me ashore. The ship stopped,
they lowered a boat, and I was hoisted in, the whole gang of them
hooting at me from over the bulwarks. I saw the man I spoke of tying up
his hand though, and I felt that things might be worse.
I changed my opinion before we got to the land. I had reckoned on the
shore being deserted, and that I might make my way inland; but the
ship had stopped too near the Heads, and a dozen beach-combers and
such like had come down to the water’s edge and were staring at us,
wondering what the boat was after. When we got to the edge of the surf
the coxswain hailed them, and after singing out who I was, he and his
men threw me into the water. You may well look surprised--neck and crop
into ten feet of water, with shark as thick as green parrots in the
bush, and I heard them laughing as I floundered to the shore.
I soon saw it was a worse job than ever. As I came scrambling out
through the weeds, I was collared by a big chap with a velveteen coat,
and half a dozen others got round me and held me fast. Most of them
looked simple fellows enough, and I was not afraid of them; but there
was one in a cabbage-tree hat that had a very nasty expression on his
face, and the big man seemed to be chummy with him.
They dragged me up the beach, and then they let go their hold of me and
stood round in a circle.
“Well, mate,” says the man with the hat, “we’ve been looking out for
you some time in these parts.”
“And very good of you, too,” I answers.
“None of your jaw,” says he. “Come, boys, what shall it be--hanging,
drowning, or shooting? Look sharp!”
This looked a bit too like business. “No, you don’t!” I said. “I’ve got
Government protection, and it’ll be murder.”
“That’s what they call it,” answered the one in the velveteen coat, as
cheery as a piping crow.
“And you’re going to murder me for being a ranger?”
“Ranger be damned!” said the man. “We’re going to hang you for peaching
against your pals; and that’s an end of the palaver.”
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