John Cheever was our eccentric character; not a crank, not an egotist,
not an enthusiast and not a Socialist, but just a plain, good-natured,
shrewd-witted Irishman, who, for some reason, liked to live at the
Farm. He never joined the Association or the Phalanx but just stayed on
as a permanent boarder. He was the newsman and general gossip of the
place, going about from house to house and from group to group, working
a little here and a little there, as he pleased, and always having
something interesting or amusing to tell, his brogue giving a comic
twist to his ever ready jest. Taking no part in the regular industries
except as his humor dictated, he was yet a very busy person and very
helpful in many ways. When there was any out-of-the-way job to be done
it was John Cheever who did it, and especially in the work of preparing
for entertainments, he was the handy man of the Festal Series, Stage
carpenter, scene shifter, door keeper, painter and utility man on the
stage. Though not attached to any of the industrial groups, he took
upon himself certain duties which he never neglected. In winter he took
care of the fires at night, going the rounds from the Hive to the
Eyrie, the Cottage and Pilgrim Hall in all kinds of weather with
faithful regularity. Our main dependence for fuel was peat, or turf, as
John Cheever called it, and to keep the rooms warm with this low-grade
fuel, the fires had to be renewed every five or six hours.
Another of John Cheever’s self-imposed tasks was the care of cranks.
Though somewhat peculiar himself he had no use for odd fish—queer folk
and the like—and kept a sharp look-out for erratic strangers. Of these
there was a constant succession coming to the Farm; reformers of
everything under the sun; fanatics demanding the instant adoption
of—their nebulous theories; mental aliens not quite crazy but pretty
near it; egotists, wild to be noticed, freaks and fakirs and humbugs of
every description, and, worst of all, wrecks of humanity seeking refuge
from the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. These creatures, all
and sundry, John Cheever made it his business to look after. The moment
Gerrish landed one of the tribe at the Hive, the watchman spotted him,
so to speak, and presently managed to steer him off the place.
Gerrish brought a chap to the Hive one cold winter evening who
announced to the assembly gathered in the parlor after supper, that he
had discovered a method of living without sleep. Sleep was unnecessary,
a habit that could be overcome and he had succeeded in demonstrating
that life could be sustained perfectly well without that needless waste
of time. He had not slept during more than a year past and he purposed
to remain wide awake during the years to come.
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