As a complete outsider with a short and hurried experience of the United
States, this has struck me more than anything else. Beauty, which is so
obvious in the architecture and other things, seems to be
underestimated, and where nature should dominate, I have been shocked on
every road that I have travelled by the huge billboards and
advertisements of the most flamboyant kind, which irritate the eye and
distort the vision of what otherwise would be unforgettable and
inspiring. It is much the same everywhere. In Chicago the Michigan
Boulevard, with the lovely lake on one side and grand buildings on the
other, running at enormous width for a long distance, is one of the
finest broadways in the world; but it is spoilt by a vulgar erection at
the end, advertising something or other against the sky, in electric
bulbs of rapid and changing colours.
I found the people I met were chiefly interested in the following report
of indignation meetings:
"Blame Girls for 'Snugglepupping' and 'Petting Parties' in Chicago."
"Male 'Flappers' Parents hold Indignation Meeting."
"Boys who don't follow Fair Companions' Pace called 'Sissies, Poor Boobs
and Flat Tires'."
I have only seen two headings that have really interested me. One was:
"A Good Name."
The other: "Wanted, a Rare Man: aggressive yet industrious, fighting,
yet tactful and dignified. He must have a good education, and an
appearance which will give him an entree into the best homes."
I would much like to be presented to any of the men who will answer
these advertisements, though I have no doubt they are tumbling over one
another.
From Buffalo we went on to Cincinnati where I read in one of the
newspapers:
"MARGOT
"Margot Asquith, wife of the former Prime Minister of England, is in
Cincinnati.
"Men who like to believe that they know more than their wives would not
be happy with a woman like Margot for wife. She knows more than most
men, and there is scarcely anything she cannot or will not talk about.
"She wrote a book that is an encyclopedia of the inside history of
British politics and history of her time.
"There aren't many like Margot. Husbands who long after the honeymoon
like to be entertained will envy Asquith his Margot. It must be
pleasant to have a Margot in the house."
I expect the writer was pulling my leg--to use a slang expression--or
possibly pitying my husband, but it amused me.
XII: INTERESTING ST. LOUIS
INTERESTING ST. LOUIS
MET BY THE MAYOR--ANOTHER INTELLIGENT REPORTER--NEWS FROM HOME AND
VIEWS THEREON--LUNCHEON AT WOMEN'S CLUB
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