overtures of peace. The whole progress of the treaty was seen from the
parlour window. The caution with which Rumpel made his advances, the
sullen dignity with which they were received, their mutual uneasiness
when Rumpel, after a slow and wary approach seated himself whisker to
whisker with his rival, the mutual fear which restrained not only teeth
and claws but even all tones of defiance, the mutual agitation of their
tails, which, though they did not expand with anger could not be kept
still for suspense, and lastly the manner in which Hurly retreated, like
Ajax, still keeping his face toward his old antagonist, were worthy to
have been represented by that painter who was called the Raphael of
Cats. The overture, I fear, was not accepted as generously as it was
made, for no sooner had Hurlyburlybuss recovered strength than
hostilities were recommenced with greater violence than before. Dreadful
were the combats which ensued.... All means of reconciling them and
making them understand how goodly a thing it is for cats to dwell
together in peace, and what fools they are to quarrel and tear each
other, are vain. The proceedings of the Society for the Abolition of War
are not more utterly ineffectual and hopeless. All we can do is to act
more impartially than the gods did between Achilles and Hector, and
continue to treat both with equal regard.” I will only add the closing
words: “And thus having brought down these Memoirs of the Cats of Greta
Hall to the present day, I commit the precious memorial to your keeping.
Most dissipated and light-heeled daughter, your most diligent and
light-hearted father, Keswick, 18 June, 1824.” Rumpel lived nine years,
surrounded by loving attentions, and when he died, May 18, 1833, Southey
wrote to an old friend, Grosvenor Bedford: “Alas! Grosvenor, this day
poor old Rumpel was found dead, after as long and happy a life as cat
could wish for, if cats form wishes on that subject. There should be a
court mourning in cat land, and if the Dragon (a cat of Mr. Bedford’s)
wear a black ribbon around his neck, or a band of crepe, _à la
militaire_, round one of the forepaws, it will be but a becoming mark of
respect. As we have no catacombs here, he is to be decently interred in
the orchard, and catnip planted on his grave.”
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