About 1629 the King of Spain effected an important diversion in his own
favour by sending the king—priceless gift—an elephant and five camels.
Going through London after midnight, says a state paper, they could not
pass unseen, and the clamour and outcry raised by some street loiterers
at sight of their ponderous bulk and ungainly step, roused the sleepers
from their beds in every street through which they passed. News of this
unlooked-for addition to the Zoölogical Garden is conveyed to Theobald’s
as speedily as horseflesh, whip and spur, could do their work. Then
arose an interchange of missives to and fro betwixt the king, my lord
treasurer, and Mr. Secretary Connay, grave, earnest, deliberate, as
though involving the settlement or refusal of some treaty of peace. In
muttered sentences, not loud but deep, the thrifty lord treasurer shows
“how little he is in love with royal presents, which cost his master as
much to maintain as could a garrison.” No matter. Warrants are issued to
the officers of the Mews and to Buckingham, master of the horse, that
the elephant is to be daily well dressed and fed, but that he should not
be led forth to water, nor any admitted to see him without directions
from his keeper. The camels are to be daily grazed in the park, but
brought back at night with all possible precautions to secure them from
the vulgar gaze. The elephant had two Spaniards and two Englishmen to
take care of him, and the royal quadruped had royal fare. His keepers
affirm that from the month of September till April he must drink not
water but wyne; and from April to September “he must have a gallon of
wyne the day.” His winter allowance was six bottles per diem, but
perhaps his keepers relieved him occasionally of a portion of the
tempting beverage which they probably thought too good to waste on an
animal even if it be a royal elephant.
When Voltaire was living near Geneva he owned a large monkey which used
to attack and even bite both friends and enemies. This repulsive pet one
day gave his master three wounds in the leg, obliging him for some time
to hobble on crutches. He had named the creature Luc, and in
conversation with intimate friends he also gave the King of Prussia the
same name, because, said he, “Frederick is like my monkey, who bites
those who caress him.” As a contrast, remember how the hermit, Thoreau,
used to cultivate the acquaintance of a little mouse until it became
really tame and would play a game of bopeep with his eccentric friend.
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