My Lords of Strogue, Vol. 1 (of 3): A Chronicle of Ireland, from the Convention to the Union — John Shaqi
My Lords of Strogue, Vol. 1 (of 3): A Chronicle of Ireland, from the Convention to the UnionWingfield, Lewis
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My Lords of Strogue, Vol. 1 (of 3): A Chronicle of Ireland, from the Convention to the Union
Wingfield, Lewis
Historical fiction; Ireland -- History -- 18th century -- Fiction
The Grand Convention fell a victim to its leaders, and from a mighty
engine of the national will shrivelled into an antic posturing. Mr.
Grattan (the man of eighty-two _par excellence_) perceived that he was
overreached; that perfidious Albion shuffled one by one out of her
engagements, that the independence, over which he had crowed like a
revolutionary cock, was no more than an illusory phantom. The
Renunciation Act was repealable at pleasure, he found, and no
renunciation save in name. The horrid Poyning, the objectionable 6th
of George III., tossed into limbo with such pomp, might become law
again by a mere pen-scratch. Ireland was decked in the frippery of
freedom, which, torn off piecemeal, would leave her naked and ashamed.
The Volunteers, perceiving that their blaring and strutting had
produced nothing real, looked sheepishly at one another and returned
to their plain clothes. After all, they were asses in lions' skins;
their association a theatrical pageant of national chivalry, which
dazzled Europe for an instant till men smelt the sawdust and the
orange-peel and recognised in the helmet a dishcover. During all
this vapouring and trumpeting, England had held her own, by means of
the subservient Lords and the heavily mortgaged Commons. The
parliament, too base for shame, smiled unabashed; the Volunteers,
conscience-smitten and in despair, broke up and fell to pieces. The
Catholics were as much serfs as ever. Derry, whose conscience was
troubled with compunctious visitings, went so far as to propose that
the Catholics (burning source of trouble in all altercations) should
emigrate _en masse_ to Rome as a bodyguard for his Holiness; but the
latter, dreading an incursion of three million savages, which would
have been like an invasion of the Huns, declined with thanks the
present, and the laudable scheme was given up.
Far-sighted folks became aware that the pretty tricks of the puppets
were due to an English punchinello. The fantoccini did credit to their
machinist, who was skilful at pulling of wires. Who was he? Why, Mr.
Pitt the younger, who would have his dolls jump as he listed, though
they should come to be shattered in the jumping. Mr. Pitt, the British
premier, set his wits to work to keep all grades and classes
squabbling. At one time, to exasperate the Papists, he gave an extra
twist to the penal screw; at another, he untwisted it suddenly to
anger the Orangemen. Coercion and relief were two reins in his skilled
hands wherewith he sawed the mouth of poor rawboned Rosinante, till
the harried animal came down upon its haunches. He established a
forty-shilling franchise which gave votes to the poorest, most
ignorant, and most dependent peasantry in Europe. This he declared was
the divine gift of liberty. Nothing of the sort. It merely placed a
fresh tool in the hands of large proprietors who were dying to be
bribed and charmed to have something new to sell.
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