My Opinions and Betsey Bobbet's: Designed as a Beacon Light to Guide Women to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness, But Which May Be Read by Members of the Sterner Sect, without Injury to Themselves or the BookHolley, Marietta
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My Opinions and Betsey Bobbet's: Designed as a Beacon Light to Guide Women to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness, But Which May Be Read by Members of the Sterner Sect, without Injury to Themselves or the Book
Holley, Marietta
Feminism -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Women -- Suffrage -- United States -- Fiction; Women's rights -- Fiction
“Yes,” says I in almost piercen’ tones, “which of us is good enough to go
into the stun business? Even supposin’ it was true, which I never will
believe on earth, which of us could stun her on gospel grounds?--who will
you find that is free from all kind of sin?” and as I spoke, remorseful
thoughts almost knocked against my heart, how I had scolded Josiah the
night before for goin’ in his stockin feet.
“I never see a female women yet that I thought was perfect, and yet how
willin’ they are to go to handlin’ these stuns--why wimmen fling enough
stuns at each other every day, to make a stun wall that would reach from
pole to pole.”
Just at this minute the hired girl come in, and said supper was on the
table, and we all went out to eat it. Miss Jones said there wasn’t
anything on the table fit to eat, and she was afraid we couldn’t make
out--but it was a splendid supper, fit for the Zaar of Rushy.
We hadn’t more’n got up from the supper table, and got back into the
parlor, when we heard a knock onto the front door, and Miss Jones went
and opened it, and who of all the live world should walk in but the
minister! The faces of the wimmen as he entered would have been a study
for Michael Angelico, or any of them old painters. Miss Jones was that
flustrated that she asked him the first thing to take his bunnet off, and
then she bethought herself, and says she, ‘How’s your Ma?’ before she had
sat him a chair or anything. But he looked as pleasant and composed as
ever, though his eyes kinder laughed. And he thanked her and told her he
left his mother the day before a good deal better, and then he turned to
Maggy Snow, and says he,
“I have come after you Miss Maggy, my wife come home this mornin’ and was
so anxious to see you that I told her as I had business past your house
this afternoon, I would call for you as I went home, and your mother told
me you were here. I think I know why she wants to see you so very much
now. She is so proud of our boy, she can’t wait till----”
“Your boy,” gasped nine wimmen to once.
“Yes,” says he smilin’ more pleasant than I ever seen him. “I know you
will wish me joy, we have a nice little boy, little Hugh, for my wife
has named him already for her father, he is a fine healthy little fellow
almost two months old.”
It wouldn’t have done no good for Michael Angelico or Mr. Ruben, to have
been there then, nor none of the rest of them we read about, for if they
had their palates’es and easels’es all ready, they never could have done
justice to the faces of the Dagget girls, and Betsey Bobbet. And as for
Miss Deacon Dobbins, her spectacles fell off unnoticed and she opened
her mouth so wide, it was very doubtful to me if she could ever shut it
again. Maggy Snow’s face shone like a Cherubim, and as for me, I can
truly say I was happy enough to sing the Te Deus.
[Illustration]
A ALLEGORY ON WIMMEN’S RIGHTS.
About a couple of weeks after the quiltin’, Thomas Jefferson said to
Josiah, one Saturday mornin’,
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