The Ticket Master--Folks I met with--Lack of Water Privileges--A Cigar without smoke--The Smilin’ Stranger--Bad use of Eggs--Grant and Colfax--“Ulysses, how do you do”--Betsey reads a Poem to Gen’l Grant--“Let us have Peace”--Betsey overcome by Strategim 272-287 AT NEW YORK, ASTERS’ES TAVERN. A Familiar Stranger--“Will you have a bus?”--Betsey’s Hopes--A Vegetable Widow--Procession on Broadway--Miss Asters’es Tavern--The Register--The Elevator--First thoughts in the Mornin’--Breakfast table--An Insult--Store Tea--I leave the Water Runnin’--Betsey Disappointed again 288-305 MEET DR. MARY WALKER. Call on Miss Hooker--Engaged and what of it--At Miss Woodhull’s door--Of Doubtful Gender--Miss Dr. Walker--Admittance obtained--A newly Married Man--Two Roman Noses 306-312 INTERVIEW WITH THEODORE AND VICTORY. Elizabeth Cady Stanton--H. W. Beecher--Isabella Beecher Hooker--Susan B. Anthony--Theodore Tilton--Victory Woodhull--Male and Female Angels--Feathers on Angel’s Wings--Blind Marriages--Thoroughwert Pukes--Theodore’s Opinions--He Advocates Divorces--To Marry and not to Marry both Solemn--Betsey’s Prayer--Theodore yields 313-335 A WIMMEN’S RIGHTS LECTURER. A Visitor--Been on a Lecture Tower--Tyrant man--A Cure for Pantin’ Hearts--A Star of Hope--Dress and Statesmanship--A Dinner and a Desert 336-347 ALEXANDER’S STORE. Mr. Cash’es Family--Alexander don’t take Butter, Eggs, Socks, or Barter--A Look at Calicos--Foreign Princes--Dolly Varden and her Acquaintances--A Dreadful Discovery--Betsey’s Poetry in Market 348-356 A HARROWIN’ OPERATION. A poor Maniac--A Affectin’ Sight--A Ear for Music--Tirzah Ann a Musician--Operation of the D-David--Farewell to Mrs. Asters’es 357-364 A VISIT TO HORACE. First Impressions of him--No Peace for Candidates--Men all Alike--Darwin’s Idees--Horace’s old Letters--His Admissions--Wimmen’s Influence at Washington--The Wrong Foot Forrerd--A Woman, or Patrick Oh Flanegan--The Widder Albert--Queen Bees--Paul’s Opinions--Christ’s Example--Nearly Overcome--Betsey’s Overtures--Horace and I Part 365-396 A SEA VOYAGE. Left by the Cars--On the Canal Boat--Terrible Storm--Dangers Surround Us--Betsey Writes a Poem--Sings Sea Odes--The Poem--At Home 397-405 OLD FRIENDS IN NEW GARMENTS. Betsey Bobbet Married--Poor Simon Slimpsey--Betsey at Home--Her Last Poem--The End 406-420 HOME AND JOSIAH.