My sweetheart's the Man in the MoonMarlowe, Stephen
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My sweetheart's the Man in the Moon
Marlowe, Stephen
Fiancées -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories; Space flight to the moon -- Fiction; Young women -- Fiction
"Of course you get it! Jeanne Peterson reads _Cosmopolite_ to while
away her lonely hours. Jeanne smokes _Dromedaries_, relaxes in her
bathtub with _Luroscent_, dreams of her lover on the moon on a
_Softafoam_ pillow, writes him letters and saves them for his return by
using _Perma-blue_ ink, wears a _Furform_ coat to keep her warm while
gazing at the crescent moon on chill autumn nights. Get it, honey? Get
it?"
Jeanne laughed softly. "Talk about your prostitution," she said,
half-aloud.
"Huh? What say?" Effusive with enthusiasm, Lubrano hardly heard her.
"Nothing. Nothing. It's been interesting, Dan." She stood up, led him
to the door. "Let me think about it. I've got to think."
"Say, wait a minute." Almost, Lubrano seemed indignant. "You looked all
hepped up about it, honey--why the quick freeze? If you think you can
do this yourself without help from me, you've got another guess coming.
I've got the contacts, you've got the name we want to sell. You can't
do it alone. A fifty-fifty split, straight down the middle."
Mechanically, Jeanne's mind went to work. Also mechanically, she spoke.
"Fifty-fifty baloney. You get twenty-five per cent, Mr. Lubrano, and
not another penny. You must take me for a yokel."
"Forty."
"I said twenty-five."
"All right. All right. There's still enough in it for me. Twenty-five
per cent. Meet me tomorrow morning at my--"
"That's _if_ I decide the idea is worthwhile," Jeanne said, pushing him
across the door-sill and watching him retreat reluctantly down the walk
to the street.
* * * * *
When Mom and the others asked Jeanne later, she was the picture
of co-operation. She told them everything about Mr. Lubrano and
his pleasant interview. She told them nothing about Dan and his
not-so-fantastic plans.
Jeanne excused herself after dinner, her mind seething with proposal
and counter-proposal, and went upstairs to her room, but found sleep
impossible. Was it fair to Tom, capitalizing on whatever feelings
they had for each other? Was it fair to herself? If Lubrano had his
way, a glorified Hollywood love would result. Jeanne and Tom would
be adopted by the nation as its favorite lovers. Their faces would
grace pop-bottles, sipping cola together in an infinite regress of
progressively smaller bottles. Their forms would loll on all the beach
billboards, proclaiming in the latest, brightest colors that the Man in
the Moon and his girl-friend insisted on _Sunburst_ bathing suits. And
Jeanne would be waiting with her _Chlorogate_ toothpaste smile for her
lover to return from the infinite distances.
When he returned, nothing would be left. Commercial love,
exploited love, hounded love, a cheap, impossible, publicized and
doomed-to-failure marriage, if Tom ever allowed it to go that far.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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