My Wife and I; Or, Harry Henderson's HistoryStowe, Harriet Beecher
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My Wife and I; Or, Harry Henderson's History
Stowe, Harriet Beecher
American fiction -- 19th century; Courtship -- Fiction; Marriage -- Fiction; Romance fiction
"Well," said he, "Hal, I have just come from the Police Court, where
there's a precious row. Our friend Dacia Dangyereyes is up for
blackmailing and swindling; and there's a terrible wash of dirty linen
going on. I was just in time to get the very earliest notes for our
paper."
"Good!" said Mr. Van Arsdel. "I hope the creature is caught at last."
"Never believe that," said Jim. "She has as many lives as a cat. They
never'll get a hold on her. She'll talk 'em all round."
"Disgusting!" said Ida.
"Ah!" said Jim, "it's part of the world as it goes. She'll come off with
flying colors, doubtless, and her cock's feathers will be flaunting all
the merrier for it."
"How horribly disagreeable," said Eva, "to have such women around. It
makes one ashamed of one's sex."
"I think," said Ida, "there is not sufficient resemblance to a real
woman in her to make much trouble on her account. She's an amphibious
animal, belonging to a transition period of human society."
"Well," said Jim, "if you'll believe it, Mrs. Cerulean and two or three
of the ladies of her set are actually going to invite Dacia to their
_salon_, and patronize her."
"Impossible!" said Ida, flushing crimson; "it _cannot_ be!"
"Oh, you don't know Mrs. Cerulean," said Jim; "Dacia called on her with
her newspaper, and conducted herself in a most sweet and winning manner,
and cast herself at her feet for patronage; and Mrs. Cerulean, regarding
her through those glory spectacles which she usually wears, took her up
immediately as a promising candidate for the latter-day. Mrs. Cerulean
don't see anything in Dacia's paper that, properly interpreted, need
make any trouble; because, you see, as she says, _everything ought to be
love_, everywhere, above and below, under and over, up and down, top and
side and bottom, ought to be _love_, LOVE. And then when there's general
all-overness and all-throughness, and an entire mixed-up-ativeness, then
the infinite will come down into the finite, and the finite will
overflow into the infinite, and, in short, Miss Dacia's cock's feathers
will sail right straight up into heaven, and we shall see her cheek by
jowl with the angel Gabriel, promenading the streets of the new
Jerusalem. That's the programme. Meanwhile, Dacia's delighted. She
hadn't the remotest idea of being an angel, or anything of the sort; but
since good judges have told her she is, she takes it all very
contentedly."
"Oh," said Ida, "it really can't be true, Mr. Fellows; it really is
impossible that such ladies as Mrs. Cerulean's set--ladies of family and
position, ladies of real dignity and delicacy--are going to indorse the
principles of that paper; principles which go to the immediate
dissolution of civilized society."
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