My Wife and I; Or, Harry Henderson's HistoryStowe, Harriet Beecher
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My Wife and I; Or, Harry Henderson's History
Stowe, Harriet Beecher
American fiction -- 19th century; Courtship -- Fiction; Marriage -- Fiction; Romance fiction
"That's just what they are doing," said Jim; "And they are having a
glorious high old time doing it too. Mrs. Cerulean herself intends to
write for the paper on the subject of fortyfication and twentification
and unification, and everything else that ends with _ation_. And it is
thought it will improve the paper to have some nice little hymns
inserted in it, to the tune of 'I Want to be an Angel.' I asked Mrs.
Cerulean what if my friend Dacia should rip an oath in the midst of one
of her _salons_--you know the little wretch does swear like a pirate;
and you ought to see how serenely she looked over my head into the far
distant future, and answered me so tenderly, as if I had been a two
hours' chicken peeping to her. 'Oh, James,' says she, 'there are many
opinions yet to be expressed on the subject of what is commonly called
profanity. I have arrived at the conclusion myself, that in impassioned
natures, what is called profanity, is only the state of prophetic
exaltation which naturally seeks vent in intensified language. I
shouldn't think the worse of this fine vigorous creature if, in a
moment's inspired frenzy, she should burst the tame boundaries of
ordinary language. It is true, the vulgar might call it profane. It
requires anointed eyes to see such things truly. When we have risen to
these heights where we now stand, we behold all things purified. There
is around us a new heaven and a new earth.' And so you see, Dacia
Dangyereyes turns out a tip-top angel of the new dispensation."
"Well," said Ida, rising, with heightened color, "this, of course, ends
my intercourse with Mrs. Cerulean, if it be true."
"But," said Eva, "how can they bear the scandal of this disgraceful
trial? This certainly will open their eyes."
"Oh," said Jim, "you will see, Mrs. Cerulean will adhere all the closer
for this. It's persecution, and virtue in all ages has been persecuted;
therefore, all who are persecuted, are virtuous. Don't you see the
logical consistency? And then, don't the Bible say, 'Blessed are ye when
men persecute you, and say all manner of evil against you?'"
"It don't appear to me," said Ida, "that she can so far go against all
common sense."
"_Common_ sense!" said Jim; "Mrs. Cerulean and her clique have long
since risen above anything like common sense; all their sense is of the
most uncommon kind, and relates to a region somewhere up in the clouds,
where everything is made to match. They live in an imaginary world, and
reason with imaginary reasons, and see people through imaginary
spectacles, and have glorious good times all the while. All I wish is,
that I could get up there and live; for you see I get into the state of
prophetic ecstasy pretty often with this confounded hard grind below
here, and then, when I rip out a naughty word, nobody sees the beauty of
it. Mother looks glum. Sister Nell says, 'Oh, Jim!' and looks
despairing."
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