"They are nice breezy things when you are used to them," says Barbara, laughing; "but one requires to be brought up to them." "Do not you dine either, Brat," say I, looking up, and waving the poker with suave command at him, "and we will broil bones for tea, and roast potatoes on the shovel." "Some of you must dine," says poor mother, rather wearily, "or your father--" "He cannot complain if we send our two specimen ones," say I, again looking up, and indicating Barbara and Algy with my weapon, "our sample figs: if Sir Robert--Sir Robin--Sir Roger--what is he?--does not see the rest of us, he may perhaps imagine that we are all equally presentable, which would be more to your credit, mother, than if Bobby and Tou Tou and I were to be submitted to the poor old thing's notice." Mother looks rather at sea. "What are you talking about? What poor old thing? Oh! I understand." "He will have to see us," says Tou Tou, rather lugubriously, "he cannot help it--at prayers." Tou Tou has descended from the table, and is standing propped against mother's knee, twisting one leg with ingenious grace round the other. "Bless your heart," says the Brat, comfortingly, "he will never find out that we are there: do you suppose that his blear old eyes will see all across that big room, economically lit up by one pair of candles?" Mother smiles. "Wait till you see whether he has blear eyes!" "He must be very ancient," says Algy, in all the insolence of twenty, leaning his flat back against the mantel-shelf, "as he was at school with father." "Father has not blear eyes," remarks Bobby, dryly. "Would God he had! For then perhaps he would not see our little vices quite so clearly with them as he does." "But then father has not been in India," retorts Algy, stretching. "India plays the deuce with one's organs and appurtenances." "I wish you joy of him," say I, rising flushed and untidy from my knees, having successfully smashed the taffy into little bits; "from soup to walnuts, you will have to undergo a ceaseless tyranny of tales about hitmaghars and dak bungalows and Choto Lazery: which of us has not suffered in our day from the horrible monotony of ideas of an old Indian?" "Never you mind, Barbara!" cries the Brat, giving her a sounding brotherly pat on the back. "Pay no attention to her." "'What great events from trivial causes spring!' as the poet says: you may live to bless the day that old Roger crossed our doors." "As how?" says Barbara, laughing, and rocking herself backward and forward in a veteran American rocking-chair which, at different periods of our history, has served most of us the dirty turn of tipping us over, and presenting us reversed to the eyes of our family.