Narrative and Miscellaneous PapersDe Quincey, Thomas
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Narrative and Miscellaneous Papers
De Quincey, Thomas
English essays; English fiction
own grave, yet of listening for ever to his far-off trumpet of
_palingenesis_.
If this account of the matter be just, and were it not treasonable
to insinuate the possibility of an error against so great a swell as
Immanuel Kant, one would be inclined to fancy that Mr. Kant had
really been dozing a little on this occasion; or, agreeably to his own
illustration elsewhere, that he had realized the pleasant picture of one
learned doctor trying to milk a he-goat, whilst another doctor, equally
learned, holds the milk-pail below. [Footnote: Kant applied this
illustration to the case where one worshipful scholar proposes some
impossible problem, (as the squaring of the circle, or the perpetual
motion,) which another worshipful scholar sits down to solve. The
reference was of course to Virgil's line,--'Atque idem jungat vulpes, et
_mulgeat hircos_.'] And there is apparently this two-edged embarrassment
pressing upon the case--that, if our dear excellent mother the Earth
could be persuaded to tell us her exact age in Julian years, still
_that_ would leave us all as much in the dark as ever: since, if the
answer were, 'Why, children, at my next birth-day I shall count a matter
of some million centuries,' we should still be at a loss to _value_ her
age: would it mean that she was a mere chicken, or that she was 'getting
up in years?' On the other hand, if (declining to state any odious
circumstantialities,) she were to reply,--'No matter, children, for my
precise years, which are disagreeable remembrances; I confess generally
to being a lady of a certain age,'--here, in the inverse order,
given the _valuation_ of the age, we should yet be at a loss for the
_absolute_ years numerically: would a 'certain age,' mean that 'mamma'
was a million, be the same more or less, or perhaps not much above
seventy thousand?
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