Naval Occasions, and Some Traits of the Sailor-manBartimeus
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Naval Occasions, and Some Traits of the Sailor-man
Bartimeus
Great Britain -- History, Naval -- 20th century -- Fiction; Great Britain. Royal Navy -- Fiction; Sailors -- Fiction; Sea stories, English
"What _did_ you shoot, by the way?" asked the Junior Watch-keeper
loftily.
"Nothing," was the curt reply, and his cup of happiness ran over.
* * * * *
The principal guest of the evening eyed a generous helping of salmon
that was placed in front of him, and turned to his neighbour. "Pardon
me," he said courteously, "but does this fish happen to have been caught
in any of the local rivers?"
All eyes turned to the Junior Watchkeeper, who, prevented by a mouthful
from replying, sat breathing heavily through his nose. "Because if it
was," went on the Russian, "I think I ought to warn you—at the risk of
giving you offence—that local salmon are poisonous. That is, unfit for
human consumption."
Followed an awful silence. The Young Doctor broke it. "How
interesting," he observed feebly; "but why?"
The Russian shook his head. "I don’t really know. And I hope you will
forgive me for assuring you that they are dangerous to the health."
"Oh," said the captor faintly, "I’ve eaten my whack!"
The remainder of the dinner was not, gastronomically speaking, a
success. The Mess and their guests eyed one another at intervals with
furtive apprehension, much as Cleopatra’s poisoned slaves must have
awaited the appearance of each other’s symptoms. But it was not until
some hours later that the Young Doctor was awakened by some one calling
his name aloud. He sat up in his bunk and listened, and presently it
was borne upon him that somewhere, in the stillness of the night,
watches, the Junior Watch-keeper was dreeing his weird.
*XII.*
*THAT WHICH REMAINED.*
Oddly enough, no record exists of the origin of his nickname.
"Periwinkle" he had been all through crammer and _Britannia_ days. As
senior Signal Midshipman of the Mediterranean Flagship, he was still
"The Periwinkle," small for his years, skinny as a weasel, with straight
black hair, and grey eyes set wide apart in a brown face; the eyelashes,
black and short, grew very close together, which gave him the perpetual
appearance of having recently coaled ship and neglected to clean the
dust from his eyes.
The Signal Midshipmen of a fleet, especially the Mediterranean Fleet of
those days, were essentially keen on their "job." The nature of the
work and inter-ship rivalry provided for that. But with the Periwinkle,
Signals were more than a mere "job." They formed his creed and
recreation: the flag-lockers were tarpaulin-covered shrines; the
semaphores spoke oracles by day as did the flashing lamps by night. And
the high priest of these mysteries was the Flag-Lieutenant, a Rugby
International and right good fellow withal, but, to the Periwinkle, a
very god who walked among men.
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