Neghborly Poems and Dialect SketchesRiley, James Whitcomb
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Neghborly Poems and Dialect Sketches
Riley, James Whitcomb
Dialect literature, American; Dialect poetry, American
I got to _thinkin'_ of her, as I say,--and more and more
I'd think of her dependence, and the burdens 'at she bore,--
Her parunts both a-bein' dead, and all her sisters gone
And married off, and her a-livin' thare alone with John--
You might say jest a-toilin' and a-slavin' out her life
Fer a man 'at hadn't pride enugh to git hisse'f a wife--
'Less some one married _Evaline_ and packed her off some day!--
So I got to _thinkin'_ of her--and--It happened _thataway_.
A DOS'T O' BLUES
I' got no patience with blues at all!
And I ust to kindo' talk
Aginst 'em, and claim, tel along last Fall,
They wuz none in the fambly stock;
But a nephew of mine, from Eelinoy,
That visitud us last year,
He kindo' convinct me differunt
Whilse he wuz a-stayin' here.
From ev'ry-which-way that blues is from,
They'd pester him _ev'ry_-ways;
They'd come to him in the night, and come
On Sundys, and rainy days;
They'd tackle him in corn-plantin' time,
And in harvest, and airly Fall,--
But a dos't o' blues in the _Winter_time,
He 'lowed, wuz the worst of all!
Said "All diseases that ever _he_ had--
The mumps, er the rhumatiz--
Er ev'ry-other-day-aigger--bad
As ever the blame thing is!--
Er a cyarbuncle, say, on the back of his neck,
Er a felon on his thumb,--
But you keep _the blues_ away from him,
And all o' the rest could come!"
And he'd moan, "They's nary a leaf below!
Ner a spear o' grass in sight!
And the whole woodpile's clean under snow!
And the days is dark as night!
You can't go out--ner you can't stay in--
Lay down--stand up--ner set!"
And a tetch o' regular tyfoid-blues
Would double him jest clean shet!
I writ his parunts a postal-kyard
He could stay tel Springtime come;
And Aprile--_first_, as I rickollect--
Wuz the day we shipped him home!
Most o' his _relatives_, sence then,
Has eether give up, er quit,
Er jest died off; but I understand
_He's_ the same old color yit!
THE OLD HOME BY THE MILL
This is "The old Home by the Mill"--fer we still call it so,
Although the _old mill_, roof and sill, is all gone long ago.
The old home, though, and the old folks--the old spring, and a few
Old cattails, weeds and hartychokes, is left to welcome you!
Here, Marg'et!--fetch the man a _tin_ to drink out of! Our spring
Keeps kindo'-sorto' cavin' in, but don't "_taste_" anything!
She's kindo' _age_in', Marg'et is--"the _old_ process"--like me,
All ham-stringed up with rhumatiz, and on in seventy-three.
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