Now, in all seriousness, this situation ought not to be permitted to exist, though to change it seems an almost insurmountable task. The general public, very probably, is not aware of the real gravity of the position of the case as even unto this day it exists. Let the public try, then, to contribute the real child to the so-called Child Literature of its country, and have its real child returned as promptly as it dare show its little tousled head in the presence of that scholarly and dignified institution. Then ask why your real child has been spanked back home again, and the wise mentors there will virtually tell you that Child Literature wants no real children in it, that the real child's example of defective grammar and lack of elegant deportment would furnish to its little patrician patrons suggestions very hurtful indeed to their higher morals, tendencies, and ambitions. Then, although the general public couldn't for the life of it see why or how, and might even be reminded that _it_ was just such a rowdying child itself, and that its _father_--the Father of his Country--was just such a child; that Abraham Lincoln was just such a lovable, lawless child, and yet was blessed and chosen in the end for the highest service man may ever render unto man,--all--all this argument would avail not in the least, since the elegantly minded purveyors of Child Literature can not possibly tolerate the presence of any but the refined children--the very proper children--the studiously thoughtful, poetic children;--and these must be kept safe from the contaminating touch of our rough-and-tumble little fellows in "hodden gray," with frowzly heads, begrimed but laughing faces, and such awful, awful vulgarities of naturalness, and crimes of simplicity, and brazen faith and trust, and love of life and everybody in it. All other real people are getting into Literature; and without some real children along will they not soon be getting lonesome, too? * * * * * Books By James Whitcomb Riley NEGHBORLY POEMS SKETCHES IN PROSE, WITH INTERLUDING VERSES AFTERWHILES PIPES O' PAN (Prose and Verse) RHYMES OF CHILDHOOD FLYING ISLANDS OF THE NIGHT GREEN FIELDS AND RUNNING BROOKS ARMAZINDY A CHILD-WORLD HOME-FOLKS OLD-FASHIONED ROSES (English Edition) THE GOLDEN YEAR (English Edition) POEMS HERE AT HOME RUBÁIYÁT OF DOC SIFERS CHILD-RHYMES, WITH HOOSIER PICTURES RILEY LOVE-LYRICS (Pictures by Dyer) * * * * * Transcriber's Notes Moved List of Books by James Whitcomb Riley to end of book. Page 204: Corrected typo genious to genius (and genious only can fully answer the demand in any art). Made minor punctuation corrections.