"It's simple, all right," Jack agreed. "Our friend Jake seems to be a
good adviser. Did he give you any other hints?"
"Lots of them, but I'm afraid he's a bit of a spoofer. Told me to catch
four gophers and tie them by the hind legs to the four corners of my
farm, and their squealing would warn all the other gophers off. I tried
it but it didn't make a bit of difference. In fact, gophers seem to be
about all I'm raising this year--gophers and sunflowers. His wild duck
trap was no success, either. Jake showed me how to make a trap for wild
ducks, and told me to put some buffalo bones in it and I would catch all
the ducks I could eat. Said the ducks had to have the bone material for
shells for the eggs, and would go anywhere to get it. I set two traps,
but so far I haven't caught a duck."
"But did you put any tiger lilies in with the bones?" Jack inquired,
with a face that had its struggles to keep straight.
"Tiger lilies? No, he didn't mention that."
"Oh, that's a serious oversight," said Jack, who was rapidly taking on
the ways of the West. "Tiger lilies are the main part of the trap. You
see, the ducks cannot see the bones at night, and so they are guided by
the scent of the tiger lilies, which always grow around deposits of
buffalo bones. Just gather a few fresh lilies every evening and lay
them on the bones and you'll be surprised at the result."
In following this discussion I had not been observing Jean, or I should
have seen the gathering storm in time, perhaps, to have averted it. Now
she sprang in front of us like a mother bird at bay. If Jean, passive,
was beautiful, Jean, aroused, was magnificent. I sensed _that_ even
while swept off my feet by the blast of her indignation.
"It's a lie!" she exclaimed. "It's all a pack of lies! They're--they're
'spoofing' you, as you call it." She turned her withering glance
particularly upon her brother, but I did not quite escape it. "They take
advantage of your strangeness to the country to make you appear
foolish--they, who don't know Rembrandt from Mozart, or----or----"
Jean paused in her tirade, stuck for a figure that would express her
contempt for us. It was the first time I had seen Jean in the grip of a
righteous and belligerent indignation. She had revealed a new side of
her nature that was wonderful, adorable; perhaps a bit dangerous. The
poignancy of her beauty was not lessened by the knowledge that I had
fallen a number of degrees in her estimation, and that Spoof had
doubtless ascended a proportionate distance.
Spoof was the first to get his balance. "Why, why--that's all right," he
exclaimed. "Quite all right. A ripping good joke, I call it. I must work
that on the Governor when he comes to visit me. I shall have him pulling
tiger lilies for my duck traps,--see if I don't!"
"That will be when he comes for the polar bear you have promised him,"
said Jack, slyly. "You see, Jean, Spoof is a bit of a spoofer himself."
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