Neither Jew nor Greek : $b a story of Jewish social life — John Shaqi
Neither Jew nor Greek : $b a story of Jewish social lifeGuttenberg, Violet
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Neither Jew nor Greek : $b a story of Jewish social life
Guttenberg, Violet
Jews -- England -- Fiction
Adeline looked very charming in her bridal finery, and excited envy in
the hearts of a good many mothers and daughters present. She had a
choral and floral wedding, a full account of which, including a list of
all the wedding presents, would appear in the _Jewish World_ and the
_Queen_; and she was the prospective mistress of a beautiful house in
Fitzjohn’s Avenue, Hampstead, and another in Brunswick Terrace,
Brighton. Could any girl wish for more? True, the bridegroom would never
see forty again, and he was neither good-looking nor well-bred; but
wealth covers a multitude of other deficiencies, and one cannot have
everything. So, every one agreed that Adeline was a very fortunate girl,
and Adeline herself thought so too.
She was ecstatically happy for exactly twenty-four hours after the
ceremony.
The first part of their honeymoon was spent at a farm-house ten miles
from anywhere, where, if they had been so inclined, they could have made
love to their heart’s content, without the least fear of any
disturbance. Mike chose this place because his bride had once remarked
in his hearing that she adored the country--which she did in the
abstract.
It is so nice to think of green fields, and leafy lanes, and bleating
lambs, and twittering birds--when one is in town.
Adeline had never spent a whole day in Mike’s company before, and very
soon grew tired of his society. During their short engagement he had
come to see her every evening, but had spent most of his time in the
smoke-room with her father, and she had seen very little of him.
Perhaps, if she had seen more of him, she would not have become his
wife. Now that she was entirely dependent upon him for companionship,
however, she wondered how they would get on together. His sole topic of
conversation was furniture--“ferniture,” he pronounced it. His had been
one of the first firms to introduce the “easy payments” system on an
extensive scale, and Mike was justly proud of the fact. Adeline
wondered, a trifle contemptuously, if he considered her part of his
household “ferniture.” She was at least ornamental, if not altogether
useful.
Life at the farm was not exciting, and at the end of the third day, the
young bride had a bad attack of the blues. She was not particularly
interested in watching the pigs fed and the cows milked; and what was
the good of all her pretty frocks and lovely jewels when there was no
one to see and admire them. It was all very well for Mike. He sat on the
top of a haystack, dressed in flannels, nearly all day; and as long as
he had a fat cigar to smoke, a glass of whisky to drink, and a furniture
catalogue to read, he was perfectly happy. But even he was bored when,
on the fourth day, it began to rain, and forgot to leave off; and when
Friday came round, he suggested a trip to Blackpool, to which his wife
willingly agreed.
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