Neither Jew nor Greek : $b a story of Jewish social lifeGuttenberg, Violet
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Neither Jew nor Greek : $b a story of Jewish social life
Guttenberg, Violet
Jews -- England -- Fiction
Mike Rosen was delighted. “It quite makes me want to go to Jerusalem,”
he said. “David, give me another brandy and soda on the strength of it.”
“Well, why don’t you join the Zionists?” said Lottie’s husband,
facetiously. “I believe they are on the look-out for people who want to
go there.”
“I do belong to the Zionists,” returned Mike, promptly. “Didn’t I
subscribe fifty pounds to the trust only last week?”
“Did you, indeed? Then I suppose you have already engaged a Pullman-car
to take you to Palestine. When do you start? We will all come and give
you a hearty send-off.”
A general titter of amusement went round the room. Mike chuckled
good-humouredly.
“Ah, that’s a different thing,” he said. “I will gladly pay to send the
poor Yidden[13] there, but as for going myself, I think I would rather
wait until they’ve got the electric light, the telephone, and the
‘tuppeny tube’ before I go, thank you. There is no Fitzjohn’s Avenue in
Jerusalem. I wouldn’t mind going there on a visit, though. Don’t we say,
‘next year at Jerusalem?’”
“We don’t always say what we mean,” answered his wife. “Be quiet, Mike,
Celia is going to give us another song.”
Mr. Rosen obediently remained silent, and Celia proceeded to charm her
audience once more with her full, sweet voice. She sang entirely without
affectation of manner, and the natural ease with which the tuneful notes
issued forth from her slender throat elicited surprise and admiration.
The song concluded, supper was announced. Mike Rosen gave his arm to
Celia, and called her “little Tommy Tucker,” because she had sung for
her supper. He considered that very funny, and felt somewhat aggrieved
that no one else appreciated his wit. With great dignity he took her
into the dining-room, and gave her the place of honour at his right
hand.
On her left sat David Salmon, with Dinah Friedberg as his partner. Dinah
had grown into a very stylish girl, with plenty of what her mother
called _chein_.[14] She had lovely dark eyes, which she used as a kind
of battery to enforce the homage of the opposite sex, and was not averse
to boasting of the conquests she had made. She snubbed David
unmercifully, and teased him with a pertness of manner which put him on
his mettle, but she was very fond of him all the same; and, although she
would not have confessed it, was terribly jealous of his _fiancée_.
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