the one and the ready invention and chivalrous devotion of the other
had brought them through a score of dangerous passes; and they grew in
confidence as time went on.
One evening in March they were driven by a sharp fall of sleet into an
Oyster Bar in the immediate neighbourhood of Leicester Square. Colonel
Geraldine was dressed and painted to represent a person connected with
the Press in reduced circumstances; while the Prince had, as usual,
travestied his appearance by the addition of false whiskers and a pair
of large adhesive eyebrows. These lent him a shaggy and weather-beaten
air, which, for one of his urbanity, formed the most impenetrable
disguise. Thus equipped, the commander and his satellite sipped their
brandy and soda in security.
The bar was full of guests, male and female; but though more than one
of these offered to fall into talk with our adventurers, none of them
promised to grow interesting upon a nearer acquaintance. There was
nothing present but the lees of London and the commonplace of
disrespectability; and the Prince had already fallen to yawning, and
was beginning to grow weary of the whole excursion, when the swing
doors were pushed violently open, and a young man, followed by a couple
of commissionaires, entered the bar. Each of the commissionaires
carried a large dish of cream tarts under a cover, which they at once
removed; and the young man made the round of the company, and pressed
these confections upon every one’s acceptance with an exaggerated
courtesy. Sometimes his offer was laughingly accepted; sometimes it was
firmly, or even harshly, rejected. In these latter cases the new-comer
always ate the tart himself, with some more or less humorous
commentary.
At last he accosted Prince Florizel.
“Sir,” said he, with a profound obeisance, proffering the tart at the
same time between his thumb and forefinger, “will you so far honour an
entire stranger? I can answer for the quality of the pastry, having
eaten two dozen and three of them myself since five o’clock.”
“I am in the habit,” replied the Prince, “of looking not so much to the
nature of a gift as to the spirit in which it is offered.”
“The spirit, sir,” returned the young man, with another bow, “is one of
mockery.”
“Mockery?” repeated Florizel. “And whom do you propose to mock?”
“I am not here to expound my philosophy,” replied the other, “but to
distribute these cream tarts. If I mention that I heartily include
myself in the ridicule of the transaction, I hope you will consider
honour satisfied and condescend. If not, you will constrain me to eat
my twenty-eighth, and I own to being weary of the exercise.”
“You touch me,” said the Prince, “and I have all the will in the world
to rescue you from this dilemma, but upon one condition. If my friend
and I eat your cakes—for which we have neither of us any natural
inclination—we shall expect you to join us at supper by way of
recompense.”
The young man seemed to reflect.
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