Science fiction, French -- Translations into English
“Did I not say to you, ‘The time is drawing near when you shall know
all?’ Nicolas, you are now going to know all, and indeed it would
not please me to pass as a devil--a miracle-monger, or a sorcerer. I
am neither Belphegor, nor Moses, nor Merlin--I am just Lerne, _tout
court_! My power does not come from the outside, it is my own, and
I am proud of it. It is my science. All that one could say by way
of correction, is, that it is the science of humanity, which I have
continued in my day, and of which I am the most advanced pioneer and
chief master.
“But, do not let us be conceited! Do the bandages stop up your ears?
Can you hear me?”
I made a sign with my head.
“Well, listen, then, and do not roll your eyes about--all will be
explained.”
Good Lord! we are not in Wonderland.
The assistants were cleaning and arranging the instruments. My body was
asleep and snoring.
Lerne dragged his stool up beside me, and sat down, with his mouth on a
level with my ear, and discoursed in the following terms:
“To begin with, my nephew, I was wrong a moment ago, in calling you
‘Jupiter.’ To use words in an exact way, I have not metamorphosed you
into a bull, and you are still Nicolas Vermont, for the name denotes,
above all, the personality which is the soul and not the body.
“As, on the one hand, you have kept your soul, and as, on the other,
the soul has its seat in the brain, it is easy for you to argue by
induction, in the presence of those surgical instruments, that I have
just exchanged Jupiter’s brain with yours and that it now lives in your
cast-off body.
“You will probably say, Nicolas, that it is a disgusting pleasantry on
my part!
“You do not divine either the supreme object of my studies, nor the
series of ideas which has inspired them, and yet, from this logical
series is derived this little pleasantry derived from Ovid; but it is
possible that it means nothing to you, for I have only gone in for this
by the way.
“We will call it, if you like, a workshop joke!
“No, my ultimate aim does not reveal itself in this form--a funny and
malicious one, you will admit, but puerile, without any results social
or industrial that can be exploited.
“My aim is the ‘introversion’ of human personalities, which I have
endeavored to achieve, in the first place, by the interchange of brains.
“You know my inveterate passion for flowers! I have always cultivated
them with the utmost enthusiasm. My earlier life was absorbed by
my profession, which was interrupted only on Sundays with this
recreation--a day’s gardening.
“Well, the hobby influenced my profession. Grafting influenced my
surgery, and in the hospital I was inclined to give myself up more
especially to animal grafting. I became a specialist in that, and grew
fond of it, finding in my clinics the enthusiasm of the hothouse.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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