They did, and the echoes of their conversation brought Jimmie, that
trusty sleuth, upon the scene. With him he brought Horace as witness.
Also, he carried his dark lantern. He directed its glare fitfully at the
two strangers until Mead, catching a beam in his eye, turned and drove
Jimmie and his cohorts from the scene. They retreated in exceedingly
bad order to the bar, and then Jimmie announced in sepulchral whispers
that he had further identification to impart. He required much liquid
refreshment to nerve him to speech, and his audience required to be
similarly strengthened to hear.
"I've got 'em," he began, "I know 'em now. Horace, this is the biggest
thing you'll ever be anywhere near." And, as his hearers drew close
about him, he whispered "counterfeiters. The hull kit and bilin' of 'em."
* * * * *
Meanwhile, Kate and Patty wrestled afresh with the automobile veil, and
had succeeded in getting it tied in a limp string around the
bridesmaid's neck, leaving all her head and face uncovered. And when the
groom and the groomsman returned she, with a muffled gurgle, dived back
into the seclusion of the tablecover.
"We've got rid of those bounders," Hawley announced, and--
"Hello!" cried Mead, "Miss Perry gone already?"
"She was very tired," said Patty veraciously, but evasively.
"Awfully jolly girl, isn't she Mead?" said Hawley, with the
expansiveness of the newly-wed. "Handsome, too?"
"Perhaps she is, but so long as she dresses like a veiled prophet it is
hard to tell."
"If you two can get on without me," said Patty, disregarding a muffled
protest from under the table, "I'll go up and fetch," she made these
comforting words very clear, "my green motor veil."
Instantly, when he closed the door after her, Mead turned to Hawley.
"There's something wrong with this confounded mask," said he. "This
strap-thing that goes round my head must be too tight. I've been mad
with it the last half hour. How do I look?" he asked genially as he took
it off, and proceeded to tamper with the buckles and elastic. "Howling
Jupiter!" he cried a moment later, "I've busted it."
As the two friends stood and stared at one another aghast, they heard
the click of Patty's returning heels, and Mead, abandoning dignity,
courage--everything except the broken mask--dived into Miss Perry's
maiden bower.
Mrs. Hawley watched this procedure with wide and fascinated eyes. No
ripple shook the walls of the bower. No sound proceeded from it as the
moments flew. Then Patty fell away into helpless laughter and wept tears
of shocked and sudden mirth into the now useless motor veil.
"Patty!" remonstrated her husband, but she laughed helplessly on. "At
least come out into the hall and laugh there," he urged, "the poor chap
will hear you." And when he had followed her and listened to her shaken
whisper, he broke into such a shout as forced the indignant and
outraged Kate into a shudder of protest and disgust.
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