Now that they’ve got it settled whose I be, I’m going to tell them something they won’t like: They’ve got it settled wrong, and I can prove it. Flattered I must be to have two towns fighting To make a present of me to each other. They don’t dispose me, either one of them, To spare them any trouble. Double trouble’s Always the witch’s motto anyway. I’ll double theirs for both of them—you watch me. They’ll find they’ve got the whole thing to do over, That is, if facts is what they want to go by. They set a lot (now don’t they?) by a record Of Arthur Amy’s having once been up For Hog Reeve in March Meeting here in Warren. I could have told them any time this twelvemonth The Arthur Amy I was married to Couldn’t have been the one they say was up In Warren at March Meeting for the reason He wa’n’t but fifteen at the time they say. The Arthur Amy I was married to Voted the only times he ever voted, Which wasn’t many, in the town of Wentworth. One of the times was when ’twas in the warrant To see if the town wanted to take over The tote road to our clearing where we lived. I’ll tell you who’d remember—Heman Lapish. Their Arthur Amy was the father of mine. So now they’ve dragged it through the law courts once I guess they’d better drag it through again. Wentworth and Warren’s both good towns to live in, Only I happen to prefer to live In Wentworth from now on; and when all’s said, Right’s right, and the temptation to do right When I can hurt someone by doing it Has always been too much for me, it has. I know of some folks that’d be set up At having in their town a noted witch: But most would have to think of the expense That even I would be. They ought to know That as a witch I’d often milk a bat And that’d be enough to last for days. It’d make my position stronger, think, If I was to consent to give some sign To make it surer that I was a witch? It wa’n’t no sign, I s’pose, when Mallice Huse Said that I took him out in his old age And rode all over everything on him Until I’d had him worn to skin and bones. And if I’d left him hitched unblanketed In front of one Town Hall, I’d left him hitched In front of every one in Grafton County. Some cried shame on me not to blanket him, The poor old man. It would have been all right If some one hadn’t said to gnaw the posts He stood beside and leave his trade mark on them, So they could recognize them. Not a post That they could hear tell of was scarified. They made him keep on gnawing till he whined. Then that same smarty someone said to look— He’d bet Huse was a cribber and had gnawed The crib he slept in—and as sure’s you’re born They found he’d gnawed the four posts of his bed, All four of them to splinters. What did that prove? Not that he hadn’t gnawed the hitching posts He said he had besides. Because a horse Gnaws in the stable ain’t no proof to me