"Well!" she said. "Quite the gallant today, aren't we? Just be sure
you're on time today, darling. Remember what Mr. Frewne had to say
about promptness."
Frewne. That overinflated windbag. The obesity who was about to become
his boss. Without having worked a day in his life, Bozzy found he
hated the idea of having a boss.
"Let's think of something pleasant," he grunted, and thought of
breakfast.
He took his place at the table. Kate and the kids had already eaten,
so Kate served, while the kids, attracted by his finery, stood off and
watched him swallow a vitamin pill, a thyroid pill, and a Dexedrine
pill.
Solemnly, he opened the three eggs Kate brought. Each was guaranteed
by her to have been irradiated for exactly two minutes and fifty-five
seconds, and guaranteed by the grocer to have been enriched by
feeding the hens three kinds of mold.
His mouth was full of the third and last one when Sophie asked, "Why
do you have to go to work, Daddy?"
The reminder choked him. Gulping, he said, "To support us all, honey.
My pension stops tomorrow."
"Yes, but I read in a book where people used to go to work when they
were young."
He was tempted to say, "I _am_ young!" but thought better of it. "That
was long ago, dear."
"Were people different then?"
"No, but society was. Our Senior Citizens used to be pensioned off,
while younger people worked. But when science improved the Seniors'
health, they got tired of sitting in corners on pensions and, besides,
a lot of them died soon after they stopped working. When it got so
that more than half of all voters were between forty and seventy years
old, the Seniors voted their pensions to the young, to get educated
and raise families on, and nobody's allowed to work till he's forty.
Now do you see?"
"Forty is awful old," said Sophie.
* * * * *
Howard had meanwhile taken his mother's hand. "_You're_ not going to
work, are you, Mommy?" he asked.
"Not for ten years, dear. I'll be here when you want me, so why don't
you go play on the balcony? I've got to get Daddy off and give Ralph
his bath."
"I'll bathe him," Sophie volunteered. "You help, Howie. We can make
like we're young."
"Don't drop him," Kate warned.
"Clean up the bathroom afterward," added Bozzy.
"Yes, sir," said Howard, for the first time in his life.
The children left, and Kate came close to pour Bozzy his cup of
Daystart. He slipped an arm around her waist and squeezed
convulsively.
"Darling!" she said, stroking his bald spot. "You're positively
trembling!"
"Wouldn't you be, if you had to take over from somebody you like as
well as I like Mr. Kojac? And for no good reason, except he's
seventy-five and I'll soon be forty."
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