Did the cud-munching people know the truth about newspapers? McLeod
doubted it. The old name had remained--newspapers--but the function had
changed. We give them each day their daily cud. We don't report. We
motivate. You didn't find it anyplace. It wasn't written. It happened
and it was accepted. Maybe they did know. It might make a good book, if
people ever went back to reading books again. Not yellow journalism,
but ROY G. BIV journalism, for all the colors in the rainbow. Concepts
had changed. How? After the Third World War? The Fourth? People wanted
to believe what they read. Each individual existence was precarious,
cliff-edged, ready to fall or scramble back to safety. People believed.
Almost, it was as if they had forgotten their Western Christian
heritage, in which they moved through time from past to future, active
agents in a static environment. Now they embodied the old Greek idea.
People didn't flow. Time did. They stood backwards in the river of
time, with the future flowing up, unseen, behind them, becoming the
present, flowing on and becoming the past which lay, decipherable,
before their eyes. Only newspapermen had eyes in the back of their
heads.
Look out, cancer's coming. I read it in the _World_. (The _World_
Medical Corps sows the seed, and the incidence of cancer increases.)
Good newspaper, the _World_. Always lets you know what's coming. I see
where the _Star-Times_ says the cancer rate is dropping. Hope they're
right. (Newspaper Medical Corps battle mightily, offstage, and the
_Star-Times_ wins. Temporarily, no more cancer.) What do you know, the
_Star-Times_ was right.
_Star-Times_ says we ought to have a spaceship on the moon soon.
Thrilling, isn't it (_Star-Times_ astronauts prepare to launch a
two-stage rocket from their space station, but _World_ astronauts
intercept it with a guided missile and destroy it.) Well, looks like
the _World_ was right. Space travel soon, but not yet.
Senator Blundy's daughter was attacked on the campus of that
there college up-state, what's its name? You read about it in the
_Star-Times_? You know, it's not so bad, being small time, I always
say. Things like that only happen to important people. Yes sir, we're
lucky.
_World_ says it's a Brinks, one of those unsolved robberies. Three
million dollars from the Bank of New York! (But _Star-Times_ detectives
go to work and find--or sometimes frame--the criminal.) Hey, it's not a
Brinks anymore. Maybe I ought to read the _Star-Times_ more often.
That Weaver Wainwright earns six hundred thousand dollars a year, but
my kid wants to be a politician. Some kids you just can't figure.
McLeod wandered into a bar and got himself mellowed, then found another
and repeated the process. When he returned to the street and made his
way to the slidewalk, the snow had finally begun to stick. Someone
in the bar had recognized him and asked for an autograph. It hadn't
stirred him at all. Was he maturing or turning sour?
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