Next Door Neighbours: A Comedy; In Three ActsInchbald, Mrs.
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Next Door Neighbours: A Comedy; In Three Acts
Inchbald, Mrs.
English drama (Comedy)
SIR GEORGE.
I would stake my being upon his veracity.
BLACKMAN.
Call him in, then, and bid him do as I command him.
SIR GEORGE.
Here, Bluntly. (_Enter_ BLUNTLY.) Mr. Blackman has some business with
you--listen to him with attention, and follow his directions. [_Exit._
BLACKMAN.
You know, I suppose, the perilous situation of your master?
[BLUNTLY _shakes his head, and wipes his eyes._
BLACKMAN.
Good fellow! good fellow!--and you would, I dare say, do any thing to
rescue him from the misery with which he is surrounded?
BLUNTLY.
I would lay down my life.
BLACKMAN.
You can do it for less. Only put on a black coat, and the business is
done.
BLUNTLY.
What's that all? Oh! if I can save him by putting on a black coat,
I'll go buy mourning, and wear it all my life.
BLACKMAN.
There's a good fellow. I sincerely thank you for this attachment to
your master.
[_Shaking him by the hand._
BLUNTLY.
My dear Blackman, I beg your pardon for what I am going to say; but as
you behave thus friendly on this unfortunate occasion, I must confess
to you--that till now I always hated you.--I could not bear the sight
of you.--For I thought you (I wish I may die if I did not) one of the
greatest rogues in the world. I fancied you only waited on, and
advised my master to make your market of him.--But now your attention
to him in his distress, when all his friends have forsaken him, is so
kind--Heaven bless you--Heaven bless you--I'll go buy a black coat.
[_Going._
BLACKMAN.
I have something more to say to you.--When you have put on this coat,
you must meet your master and me at Mr. Manly's, the lawyer; and when
we are all there, you must mind and say, exactly what I say.
BLUNTLY.
And what will that be?
BLACKMAN.
Oh! something.
BLUNTLY.
I have no objection to say something--but I hope you won't make me say
any thing.
BLACKMAN.
You seem to doubt me once more, sir?
BLUNTLY.
No, I am doubting you now for the first time; for I always thought I
was _certain_ before.
BLACKMAN.
And will you not venture to say yes, and no, to what I shall advance?
BLUNTLY.
Why--I think I may venture to say yes to your no, and no to your yes,
with a safe conscience.
BLACKMAN.
If you do not instantly follow me and do all that I shall propose,
your master is ruined.--Would you see him dragged to prison?
BLUNTLY.
No, I would sooner go myself.
BLACKMAN.
Then why do you stand talking about a safe conscience. Half my clients
would have been ruined if I had shewn my zeal as you do. Conscience
indeed! Why, this is a matter of law, to serve your master in his
necessity.
BLUNTLY.
I have heard necessity has no law--but if it has no conscience, it is
a much worse thing than I took it for.--No matter for that--come
along.--Oh my poor master!--I would even tell a _lie_ to save him.
[_Exeunt._
SCENE II. _A lawyer's study._
MR. MANLY _discovered at his writing-desk--a Servant attending_.
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