Next Door Neighbours: A Comedy; In Three ActsInchbald, Mrs.
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Next Door Neighbours: A Comedy; In Three Acts
Inchbald, Mrs.
English drama (Comedy)
BLACKMAN.
Sir George is something nervous, Mr. Manly; and you know the very name
of a medical gentleman, will affect the nerves of some people.
[BLACKMAN _goes to the door, and leads on_ BLUNTLY,
_dressed in mourning_.
SIR GEORGE. [_Aside._
Bluntly!--But I will see the end of this.
MANLY.
(_Bowing to him_). You are an apothecary, I think, sir?
[BLUNTLY _looks at_ BLACKMAN]
BLACKMAN.
Yes, sir.
BLUNTLY.
(_After seeming inclined to say_, No). Yes, sir.
MANLY.
Pray sir, what disorder took the young lady, on whose account you have
been brought hither, out of the world?
[BLUNTLY _looks at_ BLACKMAN.]
BLACKMAN.
Oh! the old disorder, I suppose.
BLUNTLY.
The old disorder.
MANLY.
And pray what may that be, sir? (BLACKMAN _offers to reply_). Mr.
Blackman, Please to let this gentleman speak for himself.--What is it
you mean, pray sir, by the old disorder?
BLUNTLY.
I--I--mean--Love, sir.
MANLY.
You will not pretend to say, that love, was the cause of her death?
BLUNTLY. (_Confused and hesitating_).
That--and a few fits of the gout.
MANLY.
I fear, sir, you are not in perfect health yourself--you tremble and
look very pale.
BLACKMAN.
That is because the subject affects him.
MANLY.
Do you then never mention the young lady without being affected?
BLUNTLY.
Never, sir--for had you seen her as I did--um--Had you seen
her.----She was in very great danger from the first; but after I
attended her, she was in greater danger still.--I advised a physician
to be called in; on which she grew worse.--We had next a consultation
of physicians; and then it was all over with her.
SIR GEORGE.
(_Rising from his chair_). Blackman, this is too much--all my
calamities are inferior to this--Desist, therefore, or----
BLACKMAN.
(_To_ BLUNTLY.) Desist--He cannot bear to hear the pathetic
description. Consider the lady was his sister--and though he had not
the pleasure of knowing her--yet, poor thing--(_affecting to
weep_)--poor young woman! he cannot help lamenting her loss.
BLUNTLY.
No more can I--for though she was not my relation--yet she was my
Patient. (_pretending to weep also_).
SIR GEORGE.
I can bear no more.--Mr. Manly, you are imposed upon. But think not,
however appearances may be against me, that I came here as the tool of
so infamous a deceit.--Thoughtlessness, Mr. Manly, has embarrassed my
circumstances; and thoughtlessness alone, has made me employ a villain
to retrieve them.
BLACKMAN.
Mighty fine!
SIR GEORGE.
I have no authority, sir, to affirm, that my sister is not alive; and
I am confident the account you have just now heard, of her death, is
but an artifice. My indiscretions have reduced me nearly to beggary;
but I will perish in confinement--cheerfully perish--rather than owe
my affluence to one dishonourable action.
BLACKMAN.
Grief has turned his brain.
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