Next year : $b a semi-historical account of the exploits and exploitations of the far-famed Barr Colonists, who, led by an unscrupulous Church of England parson, adventured deep into the wilderness of Canada's great North-West in the early days of the twentieth century — John Shaqi
Next year : $b a semi-historical account of the exploits and exploitations of the far-famed Barr Colonists, who, led by an unscrupulous Church of England parson, adventured deep into the wilderness of Canada's great North-West in the early days of the twentieth centuryPick, Harry
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Next year : $b a semi-historical account of the exploits and exploitations of the far-famed Barr Colonists, who, led by an unscrupulous Church of England parson, adventured deep into the wilderness of Canada's great North-West in the early days of the twentieth century
Pick, Harry
Barr Colony -- Fiction; Canada -- Emigration and immigration -- Fiction; Frontier and pioneer life -- Saskatchewan -- Fiction; Northwest, Canadian -- History -- Fiction; Saskatchewan -- Description and travel -- Fiction
After about a week, the grocer's assistant rechristened his stallion
"Beelzebub," and then traded it off to a man at the livery stable for
a second-hand stock-saddle. So what with the harrows, and the cowboy
saddle, and the spurs, not mentioning the experience he was buying,
he was doing pretty well, particularly as his mind, in its more
rational moments, leaned strongly to mixed farming. It was severe
pressure from his neighbours in camp, really, which induced him to
sever his connection with "Beelzebub." Being springtime, the animal
used to plunge about and squeal a lot, keeping tired people awake at
night.
Teams of vicious-looking mustangs, hitched to brand-new wagons,
careered up and down the main street of the tiny hamlet like runaway
fire engines. The more speedy of them, not recognizing the uses of
reverse, wheeled in great circles about the adjacent prairie.
Others, not so numerous, but sufficiently so to prevent monotony,
probably sensing a two-hundred-mile journey into the vast unknown,
gave full bent to their natural proclivities for doing their heaviest
pulling in reverse. These were called baulkers, which, translated
into English stable talk, means jibbers. A few teams were determined
neither to back up nor advance, but simply stood stock-still, at the
same time wearing a stupid but comic air of the most abject self-pity.
Philosophical oxen of biblical aspect, contrasting vividly with their
vendors' appearance, waddled along in yokes, or in meagre harness, or
lay down in various attitudes of peaceful somnolence, apparently
dreaming of a bovine heaven carpeted with luscious green grass.
A whole trainload of machinery was being unloaded. The colonists
queued up, and in some instances actually fought, for the wagons,
which were in huge demand. Spot cash was paid for everything--a
proceeding which almost paralyzed the natives at first, but, true to
their characteristic adaptability, they quickly grew accustomed to
the miracle.
"Wot are we goin' to get to our land wiv?" queried Sam, the third or
fourth evening after they reached Saskatoon--"hoxen or 'orses?"
They were talking things over in Bert's bell tent, which was one of
the hundreds flecking the yellow prairie west of the then Canadian
Pacific Railway line--the Regina-Prince Albert branch.
Bert adopted an air of supreme wisdom, ridiculously unnatural in one
so young and green.
"I rather fancy horses, myself," he replied; "although they do say
those bally bullocks can get along without anything to eat."
Sam sniffed. "I'm fer the gee-gees. Know a bit abaht 'em an' all.
My ole man used ter drive a blinkin' cab. 'E once drove the Juke
of----"
"Damn the Duke! What's that to do with it? The question is--can you
hold your end up when it comes down to business relations with these
horse dealer chaps?"
"'Old my end up in an 'orse deal! Wot d'yer tyke me for--a ruddy
vetingary surgeon?"
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