Nicotiana; Or, The Smoker's and Snuff-Taker's CompanionMeller, Henry James
History
Nicotiana; Or, The Smoker's and Snuff-Taker's Companion
Meller, Henry James
Smoking; Tobacco -- Anecdotes; Tobacco -- History
"Stop! stop! wid ye, now; sure you wouldn't be afther spaking to ye'r ould
sarvant that way,--the snuff's only a little dryer, or so, may be,"
exclaimed 'the boy,' trying to soften matters.
"You big blackguard you, didn't you get drunk and fall asleep?"
interrogated his master, as he suspended his arm for a moment.
"Och by all the saints, that's a good'un now, where can be the harum of
slaaping wid a drop or so; besides--but hould that shilelah--hear a man
spake raison."
Just as Lundy Foot's wrath had in some degree subsided in this serio-comic
scene, and he had given the negligent watcher his nominal discharge, who
should come in but a couple of merchants. They instantly gave him a large
order for the snuffs they were usually in the habit of purchasing, and
requested to have it ready for shipping by the next day. Not having near
so large a quantity at the time by him, in consequence of what had
happened, he related the occurrence to them, at the same time, by way of
illustration, pointing out the trembling Larey, occupied in rubbing his
arms and back, and making all kinds of contortions.
Actuated by curiosity, the visitors requested to look at the snuff,
although Lundy Foot told them, from the time it had been drying, it must
be burnt to a chip. Having taken out the tins, they were observed to emit
a burnt flavour, anything but disagreeable, and on one of the gentlemen
taking a pinch up and putting it to his nose, he pronounced it the best
snuff he had ever tasted. Upon this, the others made a similar trial, and
all agreed that chance had brought it to a degree of perfection before
unknown. Reserving about a third, Lundy Foot sold the rest to his
visitors. The only thing that remained now, was to give it a name: for
this purpose, in a facetious mood, arising from the sudden turn affairs
had taken, the master called his man to him who was lingering near, "Come
here, you Irish blackguard, and tell these gentlemen what you call this
snuff, of your own making."
Larey, who did not want acuteness, and perceived the aspect of things,
affected no trifling degree of sulky indignation, as he replied. "And is
it a name ye'r in want of, Sir? fait I should have thought it was the last
thing you couldn't give; without indeed, you've given all your stock to me
already. You may even call it 'Irish blackguard,' stidd of one Michael
Larey."
'Upon this hint he spake,' and as many a true word is spoken in jest, so
was it christened on the spot. The snuff was sent to England immediately,
and to different places abroad, where it soon became a favorite to so
great a degree, that the proprietor took out a patent and rapidly
accumulated a handsome fortune. Such are the particulars connected with
the discovery of the far-famed Lundy Foot or Irish Blackguard--for which
we are indebted to a member of the Irish bar, who was a resident in Dublin
at the time.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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