No Charge for AlterationsGold, H. L. (Horace Leonard)
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No Charge for Alterations
Gold, H. L. (Horace Leonard)
Physicians -- Fiction; Science fiction; Space colonies -- Fiction
"I won't allow it," said Mrs. Kalmar flatly. "You won't make my husband
violate his oath."
"I did it to him, didn't I?" Dr. Lowell replied jovially. "It got you a
husband."
Miss Dupont grabbed at Dr. Kalmar's hand, but he had already turned on
the current.
"Anything else?" he asked.
"Well, he has to get married, of course," Dr. Lowell said. "Let him look
at Miss Dupont--she's scheduled for this year, isn't she?--while you
give him a shot of mating urge. Now, wipe out the memory of this
incident and put him on a joy jag. We can validate that by liquoring him
up afterward. When you're finished, bring him to."
Dr. Hoyt came out of it almost with a whoop. He lurched out of the
insulated seat, stared at Miss Dupont for a moment with eyes that almost
glittered, and seized and kissed her.
"My goodness!" she gasped.
"Now, what were you saying about ethics?" Dr. Lowell asked.
There was no answer. Both Miss Dupont and Mrs. Kalmar had frozen.
"You drugged them, too?" Dr. Kalmar weakly wanted to know.
"A bit slower-acting," admitted the old man. "All you have to do with
them is wipe out the last half hour. Don't want any witnesses to an
unethical act, you know. Oh, and put them on a jag also."
Dr. Kalmar followed instructions.
Finished, they left the three uproariously drunk in the waiting room and
went to wash up. Dr. Kalmar went along bewilderedly. The old man was as
unconcerned as if he did this sort of thing daily.
"I was as arrogant and belligerent as this squirt was?"
"Worse," Dr. Lowell said. "He was willing to finish out his internship.
You weren't. Still worried about the ethics?"
"Yes. Naturally."
"All right, apply some logic, then. Are you happier on Deneb than you'd
have been on Earth?"
"Well, certainly. I'd have been lucky to get a job doctoring in a summer
camp. I wouldn't trade a roomy planet like this for the jammed cubicles
of Earth. And I like our methods better than terrestrial dogma. But
those are my preferences. I can't inflict them on anybody else."
"The hell they were your preferences. You bickered more about our
methods and longed more loudly for the tenements of Earth than this lad
ever did. All it took was a slight Ego Alter and you have a happier life
than you would have had. Right?"
Dr. Kalmar felt his tension ease. If the old man said it was right, it
was. He became momentarily resentful when he realized that that reaction
had been installed by Dr. Lowell, but then he smiled. It really was
right. A bit arbitrary, perhaps, but for the good of Dr. Hoyt and Deneb
in the long run, just as it had been for himself.
"Look," he said, drying his arms. "I've been wanting my wife to go
through a slight rephysical."
"Why don't you ask her?"
"The fact is that I'm afraid she'll think I'm dissatisfied and I don't
want her to get resentful."
"Maybe she'd like you to do some changing, too."
"What for? I'm all right."
"She probably feels the same way about herself."
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